I'll start with the obvious one...

 

OK, sure Bud. now, how big is it for real?

"Pick a finger and pull it. If you pick the right one, I'll tell you everything about steroids in baseball. If you pick the wrong one.... well... you KNOW what you get."

There is a reason they call it a "stud" horse.

 

"when i'm done as commissioner, i'm becoming a proctologist. need to keep my probing fingers strong..."

...and whenever Bonds did this, I knew he meant look the other way or 'else'.

 

and in 2004 we were this close to a championship

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Bud Selig personally handled Carlos Lee's physical. He is seen here telling reporters . . .

 

I'll start with the obvious one...

 

OK, sure Bud.  now, how big is it for real?

 

I'm not kidding. I wouldn't lie about steroids and I wouldn't lie about this!