Wow, Garland has made Blalock look foolish his last two AB's

K'd Soriano

Swing and a miss....he K's Soriano. 2 dead.

High-fly to CF.....caught. Jon gets out of the jam.....bottom 6, 3-2 Sox!

Jon is theeee shizznit! He got out of that jam like a 20 game winner....f***ing awesome. 2nd and 3rd, 0 out and he gives up the minimum. Let's get him some runs!!!!!!!!!!!

{summoning the Daily Show}

 

There's no mistake about it. Jon Garland, this year, has huuuuge balls.

1 run game, 2nd and 3rd no outs.

 

Yep, big inning.

Nope... Jon F'n Garland

Nope... Jon F'n Garland

You can't tell me you weren't a lil nervous.

 

Wow, I'm f***ing impressed.

There's no mistake about it. Jon Garland, this year, has huuuuge balls.

"It was great having sex in the shower with you Halle Berry....you really drained my monster's balls."

Pk K's looking.....1 dead for Carl.

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Has Carl made contact with any of his swings tonight?

Carl pops to short-left. 2 outs for Dye.

The heart of our order is serious trash.

Dye singles to left-center! Oh my god!!!!!!!!!

Dye's 3rd line shot of the game.

You can't tell me you weren't a lil nervous.

 

Wow, I'm f***ing impressed.

 

 

I was a little nervous for sure. But..........after he Ked Tejada that one time I knew this kid was for real.

AJ YOU SON OF A b**** I LOVE YOU

GOOD BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE FOR AJ! 5-2 SOX!

:uhoh :uhoh :uhoh YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD.....YES!

High-fly to CF for Joe, caught....to the 7th.....................5-2 Sox.

f*** YES AJ!!!!!

PODS + Gooch + AROW = our total offense right now.

 

 

ADD AJ TO THE LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

2 RUN JACK GIVES GARLAND SOME BREATHING ROOM!!!!!!!

 

 

5-2 GOOD GUYS

 

 

 

 

 

EAT s*** BIATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For those keeping track Crede has fallen all the way to .256.

 

That's not a slide thats like jumping off a cliff without a parachute.

Jermaine Dead is now alive and AJ f***ing rawks! Eat s*** Astacio!