Holy f***ing hell, even god damn batter is 0-2

 

CORPESBALL

Don't look now, but we only have two hits. These idiots.

Holy f***ing hell, even god damn batter is 0-2

 

CORPESBALL

 

It's definitely back to corpseball right now. We need to change something on offense, no doubt.

 

The team average has probably fallen about 30 points in the last 4 days.

Edited May 25, 200520 yr by Milkman delivers

Corpseball is right. I just logged in to see what was happening. 1 run in the last 15 innings! I see Iguchi tokk 3 straight strikes looking kin his last at bat. He must be just plain overmatched?

It's definitely back to corpseball right now.  We need to change something on offense, no doubt.

 

I love the corpseannouncing that goes with it too.

I see we are all still in our happy place.

I have MLB Game Day so very limited on what I can decipher on the game. Bartolo must really be bringing it?

 

Buerhle is up for the challenge though. I just hope we get some offense so the good pitching we get isn't wasted. Small ball doesn't mean zero offense I hope they know.

Good at bat by A.J.

 

That should chase Colon for the 8th.

AJP really worked for that single. Yay, three hits!

Honestly, why are they trying anymore? Get Buehrle out so he doesn't somehow get the loss, put Vizcaino in because that'll end the game quicker. This offense looks absolutely awful.

 

P.S. - Bartolo Colon is fat piece of trash. There, that felt good.

Great at bat by Pierz!!! 11 picthes and he singles on a 3-2 count. Made Colon work and is over 112 pitches in the 7th. Maybe we can get him out of there and a releif pitcher brought in...

Honestly, why are they trying anymore?

 

I assume your kidding.

I assume your kidding.

 

Yes, with just a little seriousness. I'm not happy at this moment.

FATASS COLON. GO EAT ANOTHER STACK OF OREOS YOU JERKASS.

Yes, with just a little seriousness.  I'm not happy at this moment.

 

It's hard to be happy with the offensive output recently.

It's hard to be happy with the offensive output recently.

 

Exf***inactly.

The starting pitching continues to be spectacular though. As long as that continues we'll be fine.

 

Come back Frank!!!

74 strikes, 26 balls for Buehrle tonight

 

I wish we didnt have to go to the bullpen

The starting pitching continues to be spectacular though.  As long as that continues we'll be fine.

 

Come back Frank!!!

 

 

I second that emotion. I love Mark Buerhle.

Come on, one more friggin' run.

I'm pretty sure that we haven't had more than one player reach base in an inning through the first 16 innings of this series. Smallball sure is impressive

Colon is out of the game!! Now wake up offense

God their pitchers are fat...

f***ing pussy, just throw the damn ball.

Game Day says ON FIELD DELAY. What's up with that?