White Sox baseball 2004-Get rid of Joe Borchard

White Sox baseball Spring of 2005-Get rid of Joe Borchard

White Sox baseball Fall of 2005-Bring up Joe Borchard

 

I think that pretty much speaks for itself.

Sorry, (04) White Sox baseball - We ground into double plays...

 

(05) White Sox baseball - We reincarnate Cy Young.

Grinder Rule #47: If it's low and away, swing like a fool!

Grinder Rule #47: If it's low and away, swing like a fool!

 

I could swear that Uribe and Crede have that tattooed on their arms.

Hey, hey holy mackeral no doubt about it, the Sox are on their way.

White Sox Baseball ... longin for Jerry Manuel.

 

White Sox Baseball ... Win or Die Trying (oops).

 

South Side Slit Your Wrist Men.

 

White Sox Baseball ... Putting a Smile on the Faces of Cubs Fans Everywhere.

The Kids Can Choke!

 

White Sox Baseball: You mean you didn't pay premium prices on the weekend to see Ozuna, Blum, Widger and Harris?

 

White Sox Playoff Baseball: Just like in 2000, big lead, big thud.

 

Grinder Rule #20: Be in your seat in time to see Crede pop up to short ... or second, or first, or to the catcher.

 

White Sox Pitching: When have the #1 and #2 pitchers in the league ... in wild pitches.

Good stuff..........But seriously, if we blow this lead we have ABSLOUTELY nothing on the Cubs. This would be the worst collapse EVER!!.........If we do blow it though our new slogan's should be....." Win in the 1st half, Die in the 2nd". "We'll get your hopes up, then break your heart!". "Watch every opposing pitcher throw like Cy Young!!". "The Kids can't play". "Good guys can't hit!". "Watch your Sox get swept by the Twins in the 2nd half!!". "August is OFFICIALLY Choke month". "If we sellout we will lose!!". " Southside s*** in their pants in the 2nd half men". "Losing Ugly!".................UGH :banghead

Edited August 24, 200520 yr by CYGarland

"Winning Barely....Losing Easy"

"We Gone"

"Lead Gone"

"Team Denial, no really, we don't need another bat"

"Waiver Sox"

"Shot Down in a Blaze of Pop-Ups"

"We make Zack Greinke look good" - http://www.zackgreinke.net/

"Small Ball, Smart Ball, No Balls"

"Team Chemistry"

"Team Mendoza"

"We make Zack Greinke look good" - http://www.zackgreinke.net/

That'd be good if only it were true.

IF, and that's a big if, the Sox don't make the playoffs, which of these slogans would best describe this 2005 season?

 

- White Sox baseball:  Win.....or do nothing.

- White Sox offense:  More doughnuts than Krispy Kreme.

- White Sox offense:  Couldn't score with a drunk Tara Reid.

- White Sox pitching:  Less room for error than Paris Hilton's birth control.

- 2005....The Year of the Timo for four.

- Where would he play?

 

Any other?  And please, no lectures on this being a pessimistic post.  Just cause we post in here, it doesn't mean we're giving up on the season.

Classic. That is all.

"We make Zack Greinke look good" - http://www.zackgreinke.net/

 

I still think Greinke is going to be a very good pitcher.

"You're hitting should serve as a warning....to Joe Mauer's left hand."

 

White Sox Baseball. Offensive.

White Sox Baseball.. We can't close out a f***ing game.

"We put the 0 in 0ffense."

"Chemistry isn't everything, it's the only thing."

"Ken Griffey, Jr. or bust."

" And we will all go down together." Borrowed from Billy Joel.

"At least we're not on steroids."

"Remain calm,all is well. DON'T PANIC, DAMN IT !!! "

"Good pitching will always beat good hitting, won't it ?"