Hunter Thompson Suicide Note Published

[LowerCaseRepublican]

In a Rolling Stone issue released today, they are publishing the apparent suicide note for Hunter Thompson.

 

Per CNN:

 

Douglas Brinkley, the presidential historian who is also Thompson's official biographer, writes that a February 16 note may be Thompson's final written words. It reads:

 

"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always b****y. No Fun -- for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax -- This won't hurt."

 

Hunter left the note for his wife, Anita. He shot himself four days later at his home in Aspen, Colorado, after weeks of pain from a host of physical problems that included a broken leg and a hip replacement.

 

Written in black marker, the note was titled, "Football Season Is Over."

[Gene Honda Civic]

Who won the Super Bowl?

[The Critic]

My suicide note would read:

 

"EEEBIDDY EEEBIDDY EEEBIDDY, THAT'S ALLLLLLL, FOLKS!!!!"

 

and then I'd write BANG on a flag sticking out of a gun.

 

 

I would be the coolest suicider ever.

[RockRaines]

I would write in huge letters.

 

He Gone

[Steff]

What a morbid thought.

[Queen Prawn]

I would write in huge letters.

 

He Gone

 

Punch my ticket to hell, that one had me cracking up.

[FlaSoxxJim]

I would write in huge letters.

 

He Gone

[southsider2k5]

I always said that I want Steam "Kiss him good-bye" played at my funeral.

[FlaSoxxJim]

My suicide note would say: Don't rest until you've found the people who did this. Avenge my death!!

 

And I'd try to shoot myself at some really wierd angle just to keep everybody busy for a while.

 

So whose getting to hell on the express line?

[southsider2k5]

My suicide note would say: Don't rest until you've found the people who did this.  Avenge my death!!

 

And I'd try to shoot myself at some really wierd angle just to keep everybody busy for a while. 

 

So whose getting to hell on the express line? 

 

Express lane? Not a chance, we get to go through the BMV version of getting there for all of this stuff...

[Kid Gleason]

Darby Crash from The Germs had the best suicide note ever. Above his head he taped a sign to the wall that read "Here Lies Darby Crash" with an arrow pointing down to himself! LOL!!! If you are going on your own, I guess it pays to be creative.

[knightni]

I would write in huge letters.

 

He Gone

 

 

You just know that someone could put that on Hawk's grave marker after he passes.

 

[FlaSoxxJim]

My suicide note would read:

 

"EEEBIDDY EEEBIDDY EEEBIDDY, THAT'S ALLLLLLL, FOLKS!!!!"

 

and then I'd write BANG on a flag sticking out of a gun.

I would be the coolest suicider ever.

Fun Fact: Mel Blanc's grave marker at the Hollywood Cemetary really has this inscription.

 

In contrast, cartoon voice wizard Mel Blanc's grave is a simple, gray, granite tombstone, emblazoned with a six-point star and a cheery, "That's all, folks."