September 12, 200520 yr Nothing like opening the mail to A warrant for your arrest has been issued by the Municipal Court for the following violation (s): Oops. And it was dated on my birthday. That was such a great day for me. Off to see the Judge.
September 12, 200520 yr ...good...lord... I guess it isn't so bad if they thought to mail you the warrant instead of sending people to bust down your door.
September 12, 200520 yr Author Speeding in a construction zone. I wonder if I bring my laptop if I can post from jail? Do they have broadband? I need to pay the fine, but first I need to negoatiate. My understanding is, I would need to get pulled over for something else for anything to happen, but still, I think today would be a great day to take care of this.
September 12, 200520 yr Hmmm, being in the line of work that is effected by speeding in construction zones...how do I react to this...
September 12, 200520 yr Author QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Sep 12, 2005 -> 12:37 PM) Hmmm, being in the line of work that is effected by speeding in construction zones...how do I react to this... Saturday 6:30 PM, no barricades, no workers, one sign in a merge area. I would never knowingly speed in a construction zone.
September 12, 200520 yr QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 12, 2005 -> 11:39 AM) Saturday 6:30 PM, no barricades, no workers, one sign in a merge area. I would never knowingly speed in a construction zone. Ah, yeah, I've ripped through those areas for years. Good luck to you and damn the torpedo's!!!
September 12, 200520 yr Maybe, JUST MAYBE, your prison ID number will be higher than SS2K5's post count....naaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh, COULDN'T be.........
September 12, 200520 yr Talk to the county, get it knocked down abit if you can, and pay it! You don't want it hanging over your head. Trust me, I know.
September 12, 200520 yr Author I am working the community service angle. I am writing a little note to the Judge and request I be assigned Boy Scouts as my project. I already volunteer about 50 hours a month, what's a few more? My backup plan is working as a moderator on a sports related message board, I don't think she's going to go for it. Until they accept, I am still a fugitive
September 12, 200520 yr QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 12, 2005 -> 01:57 PM) I am working the community service angle. I am writing a little note to the Judge and request I be assigned Boy Scouts as my project. I already volunteer about 50 hours a month, what's a few more? My backup plan is working as a moderator on a sports related message board, I don't think she's going to go for it. Until they accept, I am still a fugitive [dials Texas State Police along with IP information, hoping for reward]
September 12, 200520 yr psst...Tex...the pink elephant rides the grey goose in the brown chicken saddle bag at 5PM on the eve of the wedded hogwinkle. Stay low man...stay low...
September 12, 200520 yr Author I have a one month extension, pending the Judge's decision. I'm contacting Random House about my book Hiding from the Law
September 13, 200520 yr Just admit what you're thinking Tex. Its a conspiracy by the Bush Administration to silence another of its critics.
September 13, 200520 yr QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Sep 12, 2005 -> 05:02 PM) Just admit what you're thinking Tex. Its a conspiracy by the Bush Administration to silence another of its critics.
September 13, 200520 yr Author QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Sep 12, 2005 -> 08:02 PM) Just admit what you're thinking Tex. Its a conspiracy by the Bush Administration to silence another of its critics. Now that you mention it he was able to get that drunk driving off his record, he could have done it. LMAO
September 13, 200520 yr It's nice that one of the funniest threads since the McDonaldland thread is at Tex's expense. Thanks for the human error man, it seems to have brightened many people's day.
September 13, 200520 yr Author I was laughing a little too loud at Nuke's post and my wife came in to see what was so funny. She is mortified I would share that wth y'all. She asked if there were any secrets.
September 13, 200520 yr QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 02:41 AM) I was laughing a little too loud at Nuke's post and my wife came in to see what was so funny. She is mortified I would share that wth y'all. She asked if there were any secrets. Ummmmm, NO!
September 13, 200520 yr QUOTE(kapkomet @ Sep 12, 2005 -> 11:31 PM) Ummmmm, NO! Is that Subservient Chicken in your Av, Kap?" If so, I'm simultaneously impressed and very very worried.
September 13, 200520 yr QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 05:19 AM) Is that Subservient Chicken in your Av, Kap?" If so, I'm simultaneously impressed and very very worried. Maybe. I used it on another board, because someone was being a chicken s*** and I was mocking them. Then I thought, gee, I should use it on soxtalk too.
September 13, 200520 yr Author QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 12:19 AM) Is that Subservient Chicken in your Av, Kap?" If so, I'm simultaneously impressed and very very worried. Is that a subliminal message for me and my newfound life of crime? Perhaps you are thinking that is my future, to be a subervient chicken?
September 13, 200520 yr QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 12:17 PM) Is that a subliminal message for me and my newfound life of crime? Perhaps you are thinking that is my future, to be a subervient chicken? Aren't you already?
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