I am so happy right now, in fact, one of the happiest days of my life, LMAO. I love this. Now that the regular season is just about over, I figured I would take a look back and point out some of the biggest, funniest, most captivating quotes from this year relating to the Sox, see if you can match them(feel free to add your own!).

 

 

"Sox PRIDE - Podsednik's Running Is Distracting Everybody."

 

"Spring training in Tuscon?"

 

"DJ, you can't sing a LICK!"

 

"What are you DOING, Brian Gorman?! Are you NUTS?!"

 

"Soxtalk.com.....Yes!"

 

"Oh I can be a loser, but when you're a winner, the beer tastes better."

 

"Get off the ledge"

 

"A heiney bird is a bird that just keeps flying in circles, just keeps flying incircles until eventually it flies up it's own behind and dissapears, and that's what Mariotti's going to do."

Edited September 29, 200520 yr by TheBigHurt

Hawk: "Hawk, Mike Ditka used to say strap it up. You tell us to strap it down. I'm confused, which way should I strap it?"

 

DJ: "Well, whatever you do, just don't strap it on."

 

(Awkward 10 second silence)

 

Hawk: We got another email here...

"WHERE WOULD HE PLAY?"

"You know that I thought that Ken Griffey Jr was one of the best players I have seen in over 20 years. But if the Sox traded for him, where would he play?"

Hawk: "Hawk, Mike Ditka used to say strap it up.  You tell us to strap it down.  I'm confused, which way should I strap it?"

 

DJ:  "Well, whatever you do, just don't strap it on."

 

(Awkward 10 second silence)

 

Hawk:  We got another email here...

 

that is hilarious

This one.

 

Rooney-when Carl Everett gets hot its hard to stop him

 

Farmer-Yeah, nothing is better than a hot Carl.

Great stuff, great stuff

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Sep 29, 2005 -> 03:14 PM)

Hawk: "Hawk, Mike Ditka used to say strap it up.  You tell us to strap it down.  I'm confused, which way should I strap it?"

 

DJ:  "Well, whatever you do, just don't strap it on."

 

(Awkward 10 second silence)

 

Hawk:  We got another email here...

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Jesus, I've spent a lot of time being pissed that I missed that.

A nice simple "Tadahootie" works for me.

"Scotty (Pods) likes to wear rubbers (cleats) so he can dig down deeper in the dirt." by DJ

"Scotty (Pods) likes to wear rubbers (cleats) so he can dig down deeper in the dirt."  by DJ

HaHaHa!!! Oh man, I never heard that one...wow.

I need another drink just thinking about it all