There were 2 kids playing baseball at the park when a mean, savage dog that was foaming at the mouth attacked them. The dog jumped on one of the kids and the other kid, trying to save his friend started beating the dog over the head with a baseball bat. Soon the dog was slumped over dead on the baseball diamond.
During this whole ordeal a newsreporter had been watching. He rushed over to the boys and started interviewing the boy who had saved his friend. He scribbled a headline on his notebook that read, "Courageous young man saves best friend from wild, savage dog."
The Reporter then asked the boys which baseball team they liked, the Cubs or the White Sox. Both answered that they liked the Cubs.
The reporter then scribbled out his initial headline and replaced it with a better one.
" Deranged, phsychotic brat kills innocent helpless little puppy.