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T-Day Haiku Thread

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Tex toosed out this Thanksgiving haiku on another thread:

 

Butterball Hot Line?

This is an emergency!

My penis is stuck!

 

Seems like this could be fun. Or maybe I don't know what fun is. But I do know that all the economics banter on the other thread has my head spinning.

 

Anyway, here's my offering:

 

T-Day Deja vu'

Same goddamn thing ev'ry year

Detroit Lions suck

Here's one I wrote a few weeks ago. The asignment was to write a haiku about Wrigley.

 

House of broken dreams

That's okay, baseball's champs play

just eight miles away

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QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Nov 23, 2005 -> 02:32 PM)
Here's one I wrote a few weeks ago. The asignment was to write a haiku about Wrigley.

 

House of broken dreams

That's okay, baseball's champs play

just eight miles away

:cheers :notworthy :notworthy

Not mine...but it was uttered in Japan a few days ago...

 

I've consistently

Said, as the Iraqis stand

Up, we will stand down

  • Author
QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Nov 23, 2005 -> 05:03 PM)
Not mine...but it was uttered in Japan a few days ago...

 

I've consistently

Said, as the Iraqis stand

Up, we will stand down

 

You just have to make everything political, don't you?

Thanksgiving's a sham.

Gluttony abounds today.

Gravy can kill you.

 

 

Paid time and a half

to watch TV and do zip.

Holiday's so rule.

  • Author

Didn't mean to sleep

On the jackets on the bed

curse L-tryptophan

Enormous turkeys,

Football and special people --

Happy Thanksgiving!

As Snow Is Falling...

Gravy and Stuffing Ooze Out

My Vast Gaping Maw.

QUOTE(Rex Kickass @ Nov 23, 2005 -> 06:19 PM)
As Snow Is Falling...

Gravy and Stuffing Ooze Out

My Vast Gaping Maw.

hey this is PG-13 here pal.

 

No one wants to hear about you and your gaping maw.

Jim Thome is here

A giant left handed bat

Behind Konerko

Soxtalk is humming

Row is gone, Thome is here

I like mashed taters

Carrot Cassarole

Mashed Potatoes and Gravy

Tryptophan sets in

 

That's a terrible haiku. Ah, well.

tur-key tur-key tur....

key-tur key-tur key-tur key...

tur-key tur-key turkey

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