Asshole!

 

 

UNIONTOWN, Pa. (AP) — A man threw a microwave at his girlfriend, then fatally beat her after she refused to heat up sandwiches, police said.

 

Walter S. Fordyce, 58, of Uniontown, remained jailed without bond Thursday on a charge of criminal homicide. It wasn't clear if he had an attorney.

 

Fordyce told police he began arguing with his live-in girlfriend, Mary McCann, 58, early Thursday.

 

After throwing her to the floor, Fordyce threw a microwave oven onto McCann's chest after she refused to heat up sandwiches for him, he told police. Fordyce also said he stomped on McCann's chest repeatedly then banged her head on the floor until she lost consciousness -- but that he also said he didn't mean to kill her, police said.

 

It was an accident. I didn't do it on purpose," police quoted Fordyce as saying.

 

Fordyce ran to a neighbor's house for help, but couldn't find anyone there to call 911, police said. After returning home and checking McCann for a pulse -- and finding none -- he went downstairs and drank a beer before going to another neighbor's home and asking them to call 911, police said.

 

Autopsy results were not immediately available.

Any relation to former White Sox catcher Brook Fordyce?

wow

wow, the title really scared me! i thought Potbelly was going out of business or something.

I am glad everything is ok, as far as i am concerned.

wow, the title really scared me! i thought Potbelly was going out of business or something.

 

 

if potbelly went out of business i would be so pissed.

After returning home and checking McCann for a pulse -- and finding none -- he went downstairs and drank a beer before going to another neighbor's home and asking them to call 911, police said.

 

     

:headshake

     

 

Why is that worthy of a 4-man headbang salute?

Why is that worthy of a 4-man headbang salute?

I dunno, the drinking of the beer perhaps?

 

Not really the type of thread you want to be using the "headbanging" smily for though.

     

 

lmao thats awesome

I guess that's what happens when you don't follow directions.