July 31, 200619 yr [to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody"] Is this 2005? Is this just fantasy? Detroit's in first place There goes our Central lead Open your eyes Adios to the prize, we'll see... My name is Vasquez, I have velocity Because I'm number five, that's my role, To re-create the '04 hole Anyway the pitch goes, doesn't really matter to me... to me... Ozzie, just killed a drive Left B-Mac in the pen, left my lame ass in instead Ozzie, we're not yet begun But now I've gone and thrown the sixth away... Ozzie, ooooo oooo oooo ooo, didn't mean to make Coop cry If I'm not going six again tomorrow, carry on, carry on... Nothing really matters Too late [the SIXTH, COUGH], my time has come Throw my sinker in the dirt, and my curveball where it hurts Goodbye, to our lead, it's got to go... Gotta get us well behind then take the bench Ozzie, oooo oooo ooo ooo, it's not that I don't try It's just that I am made out of tin foil.. carry on, carry on... [interlude] I see a steaming, Ken Williams of a man With a phone! With a phone! Paging Al Soriano July deadline is tightening, very very frightening me Soriano! [soriano] Soriano [soriano!] Soriano magnifico, er uh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhh... I'm just the new guy, my name is Riske He's just a pen guy, with so-so stuff we got out East Sparing poor Jenks from what was Cliff Politte Inning five, inning six, will you let me go? [Ozzie, unintelligble] We will not let you go! [Rest of the bench] Let him go! [Ozzie]: We will not let you go! [All of the fans]: Let him go! [Ozzie]: We will not let you go [God, the president of the U.S., even the leader of Hezbollah, rest of the world]: Let him go! [Ozzie]: We will not let you go! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no NO! Oh Tadahito Tatahito Tadahito let him go! The South Side club has a footnote put aside for me, for me, for ME>........ [head banging ensues] So you think you can throw slop and still get bye? So you think you can just do the five and dive? Oh, Javy, can't do this to me, Javy Just gotta get out of, just gotta get out of the sixth... Nothing really matters, Past the fifth you'll see... Nothing really maters--nothing really matters, you'll see Edited July 31, 200619 yr by LVSoxFan
July 31, 200619 yr That is incredible, I synced it with the real song and it was just incredible. Great work!
July 31, 200619 yr I like it, mate. I'm a big fan of that sort of thing. I've mocked Freddy Garcia with a parody of Back to the Future (in the Catchall Thread) and SoxTalk members with a mix of Enter the Sandman, so good work, tiger.
July 31, 200619 yr QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Jul 31, 2006 -> 02:25 PM) Enter Sandman...not Enter the Sandman. Don't misquote Metallica, buddy.
July 31, 200619 yr That's awesome, if only we could get somebody to sing the Javy version...great stuff.
July 31, 200619 yr QUOTE(whitesoxfan101 @ Jul 31, 2006 -> 02:39 PM) That's awesome, if only we could get somebody to sing the Javy version...great stuff. Freddie Mercury isn't doing anything these days, I don't think.
July 31, 200619 yr QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Jul 31, 2006 -> 02:24 PM) I like it, mate. I'm a big fan of that sort of thing. I've mocked Freddy Garcia with a parody of Back to the Future (in the Catchall Thread) and SoxTalk members with a mix of Enter the Sandman, so good work, tiger. Very Clever, totally good for a laugh. Brother, I gotta tell you, if that was on any other site, the guy wouldve got reamed bigtime, heh heh. Well Done.
July 31, 200619 yr Author QUOTE(Hangar18 @ Jul 31, 2006 -> 04:23 PM) Very Clever, totally good for a laugh. Brother, I gotta tell you, if that was on any other site, the guy wouldve got reamed bigtime, heh heh. Well Done. All in fun; I totally want Javy and the team to succeed.
July 31, 200619 yr QUOTE(LVSoxFan @ Jul 31, 2006 -> 04:25 PM) All in fun; I totally want Javy and the team to succeed. Oh I know it was in fun man, we need to laugh at something. I just think other groups of uptight SOX "fans" would not have been pleased and wouldnt have taken it for what it was ......just Good Fun
July 31, 200619 yr Author Copy that. Yeah, I would have gotten my ass banned for that one in a FLASH. Ahhh... freedom of speech. It's a great thing, ain't it? When Javy pulls it together we can write a nice song about him. Or a really mean one about Freddy...
July 31, 200619 yr QUOTE(LVSoxFan @ Jul 31, 2006 -> 05:25 PM) All in fun; I totally want Javy and the team to succeed. It brought a much needed chuckle. Kudos.
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