It's a loooooong offseason.

I said look for a plunger, but actually, I only go at home.

I was just reading a letter from a friend who had this happen when he was visiting his girlfriend's parents. He quietly told his girlfriend was was happening and she hollers across the house, "hey dad, the toilet is overflowing again, when will you fix that damn thing?". He about died from embarrassment as her dad defended the toilet. As I was reading I almost choked.

I said look for a plunger, but actually, I only go at home.

 

Ditto that. But other people don't only go at home, and most times those people don't pay attention to see if their crap has made it out of town yet. So, I usually have to fix their problems. Yuck.

Proud to say I've never plugged a toilet!

Me and a few friends were talking about this last week. I try my best not to drop the deuce at someone else's house unless I feel comfortable doing so. Other than that, I will only do it if it's an emergency.

 

But it's happened before and I always look for the plunger.

I am not ashamed of taking s***s in other people's houses. The only exception would be when I'm at somebody's house that I don't know that well.

 

If this happened to me I would get my friend and we would probably laugh about it.

Proud to say I've never plugged a toilet!

 

I bet you don't fart either. Right?

If a window is present - I GAWN.

I usually take a s*** just at my house.

I never say "take a dump" or "take a s***" because you aren't taking anything. I fancy "leave a dump" or "leave a s***".

I never say "take a dump" or "take a s***" because you aren't taking anything. I fancy "leave a dump" or "leave a s***".

I suppose if you wish to over analyze the terminology behind a movement that much it is your choice...

If I'm with my buddies or at there house, I'd call em on over and give em a good chuckle. If it were at a girlfriends house or something like that, I'd frantically look for a plunger and some sort of poporri.

I suppose if you wish to over analyze the terminology behind a movement that much it is your choice...

It's an inside joke I decided to share. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Funny thing is that i did this to one of my best friends and his toilet overflowed and he had to clean it up! LOL i know i'm an asshole but he was the one that held down the knob to overflow the toilet so its not my fault i feel! This happened like 3 weeks ago and he's been holding a grudge ever since! The bathroom doesn't smell the same either!

Man I have a million bathroom stories.

You'll never believe this, but the first THREE times I took a squeeze at my in law's house I flooded their toilet each time. My wife and I were just dating at the time and I had just met her parents.

It's a story my wife looooves to tell.

If I see the water start to rise, I turn off the valve immediately.

I never say "take a dump" or "take a s***" because you aren't taking anything. I fancy "leave a dump" or "leave a s***".

 

I'll bet you never throw up either

 

 

I suppose if you wish to over analyze the terminology behind a movement that much it is your choice...

 

Or rip it off from George Carlin...