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White Sox Man Laws

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So, keep their nuts to themselves?

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Funny, when I read things I don't care for, I just move on and let others debate it, post their thoughts, or let the thread die. I'm pretty sure I've never said anything disparaging about someone's idea for a thread.

QUOTE(IlliniKrush @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 03:10 PM)
No man will go to a game with a chick wearing pink sox gear*

 

*Unless she is 8 or younger.

I have no pink Sox attire, nor does my daughter!! There is nothing PINK about White Sox baseball :0)

 

QUOTE(mr_genius @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 04:43 PM)
i support this new policy

I support this new policy too! Basic ballpark etiquette! Also, if you are going to cheer for who is at bat, be sure you know who it is! I had a drunken person behind me last year cheering for Crede when it was Iguchi that was up!

Edited by chisoxgrl

QUOTE(chisoxgrl @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 06:39 PM)
I have no pink Sox attire, nor does my daughter!! There is nothing PINK about White Sox baseball :0)

I support this new policy too! Basic ballpark etiquette! Also, if you are going to cheer for who is at bat, be sure you know who it is! I had a drunken person behind me last year cheering for Crede when it was Iguchi that was up!

 

Very easy mistake. They all look alike.

QUOTE(Beltin @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 06:41 PM)
Very easy mistake. They all look alike.

They do not all look alike :0) Especially because they all have numbers on their backs! C'mon Crede and Gooch??? Crede is 6'2" and Gooch is 5'10" big difference! :0)

QUOTE(chisoxgrl @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 07:07 PM)
They do not all look alike :0) Especially because they all have numbers on their backs! C'mon Crede and Gooch??? Crede is 6'2" and Gooch is 5'10" big difference! :0)

 

He was kidding. :P

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 07:19 PM)
He was kidding. :P

:0) I am sure! Thanks!

QUOTE(chisoxgrl @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 07:07 PM)
They do not all look alike :0) Especially because they all have numbers on their backs! C'mon Crede and Gooch??? Crede is 6'2" and Gooch is 5'10" big difference! :0)

 

Other than the height thing, of course.

QUOTE(Buehrle>Wood @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 05:25 PM)
I believe on Friday one Brooks Boyer said it was.

 

Brooks Boyer sucks.

No man shall go to a White Sox game and ask for either an Old Style or Budweiser

QUOTE(ptatc @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 04:10 PM)
Anyone getting up and leaving a row in the middle of an at bat shall be tarred and feathered with a Cub Logo

How about beaten to death?

Edited by Rowand44

It's real simple folks ... Sox Man Law #1 ... Don't act like a damn Cub fan.

Act like a man, not a child.

 

Drink responsibly at the damn game, guys.

No male White Sox fan will name his pet Fluffy, Snowball, or Shnookiewookums :P

QUOTE(TheBigHurt @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 11:18 PM)
No male White Sox fan will name his pet Fluffy, Snowball, or Shnookiewookums :P

 

So do I have to rename my cat, or shoot it?

QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Jan 31, 2007 -> 01:53 AM)
So do I have to rename my cat, or shoot it?

Eat it.

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jan 31, 2007 -> 02:08 AM)
Eat it.

 

:(

QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Jan 31, 2007 -> 02:18 AM)
:(

I have a cat with one of those names too, I didn't name it though so I'm safe. :)

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jan 31, 2007 -> 02:30 AM)
I have a cat with one of those names too, I didn't name it though so I'm safe. :)

 

I actually don't, I was simply asking a hypothetical question.

 

But you said eat it, and it made me sad. I'm not sure I could ever eat a cat.

 

/expects synonym of cat in next post

Do not hate the Cubs more than you love the Whitesox.Its juvenile fellas.

QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Jan 31, 2007 -> 02:36 AM)
I actually don't, I was simply asking a hypothetical question.

 

But you said eat it, and it made me sad. I'm not sure I could ever eat a cat.

 

/expects synonym of cat in next post

 

It really is not all that bad. Tastes just like chicken.

QUOTE(hi8is @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 05:42 PM)
cardinal man laws...

 

no men at any white sox game will put their nuts under their seat...

 

I can honestly say I've never had that problem. It sounds painful though. :ph34r:

QUOTE(Iwritecode @ Jan 31, 2007 -> 04:50 PM)
I can honestly say I've never had that problem. It sounds painful though. :ph34r:

not only that... its a pain in the ass for the ushers too.

White Sox Man Law: Do not allow a failed corporate advertising strategy to influence your behavior in any way, shape, or form. Doing so does not make you a man, it makes you a tool.

 

However, if Burt Reynolds offers you advice when he is not being paid to do so, adhere to it immediately.

QUOTE(Damen @ Jan 31, 2007 -> 06:26 PM)
White Sox Man Law: Do not allow a failed corporate advertising strategy to influence your behavior in any way, shape, or form. Doing so does not make you a man, it makes you a tool.

 

However, if Burt Reynolds offers you advice when he is not being paid to do so, adhere to it immediately.

 

dude, the whole idea of man laws was created long before burt reynolds came around

 

Always give thanks to the beer man, unless he is a rookie and serves it at an inadequate temperature

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