Edited January 1, 200818 yr by knightni

I didnt think this would be the first. Come on people, be more funny!

 

The Critic, picking up my queue and making some glorious Soxtalk music

 

[REAL MEN OF GEEEEEENIUUUUUUS!]

 

Here's to YOU, Mr. Sensitive Online Gratitude Displayer

[Mr. Sensitive Online Gratitude Displaaaaaaayer]

 

When you feel like sharing your innermost thoughts, you go to just the right place - an anonymous message board!

[Nobody knows yooooou]

 

Posting a gushy "thank you" message in the Pale Hose Talk section just shows that YOU MEAN IT, MAAAAN!

[Why not Sex, Lies and Music???]

 

So here's to you, Internet Man-Hugger - your buddies would give you grief for this....if anyone knew who you really were....

[Mr. Sensitive Online Gratitude Displaaaaaaaaayyyyyerrrrrrrrrrrrr]

 

[Anheuser Busch - why, it's just fine, thanks for asking!]

I figured the dog's name was Dick.

In reply to the dog shooting a hunter in the face. I'm a sucker for Dick Cheney shotgun jokes

I almost spit my drink out when reading this. Haven't tried it yet, though.

 

http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?s=...t&p=1561345

 

Knightni

Word to the wise...

 

NEVER Google "anus ottoman".

Thursday Lunch thread time!

 

Green Bamboo in Keller, Texas. Authentic Vietnamese food. That's not my favorite, but I lived to tell about it, I think.

 

 

Nothing worse than *imitation* Vietnamese food . . .

 

 

*bark bark* ... ... ... SMACK! ... ... ... *sizzle*

 

 

This was me watching the game with my wife during every Freddy start in 2006:

"Okay, watch what he does.....ONE look to first.....sloooooooooow leg-lift and delivery!"

"I swear to God, I can't steal on ANY major-league pitcher, but I could steal on Freddy Garcia EVERY TIME!!!"

"LOOK, here we go again!!! ONE LOOK, LEGLIFT, STOLEN BASE!!!"

 

And this was her reaction:

 

No wait, that wasn't it.....oh yeah, THIS was her reaction:

 

then

"No, you STILL couldn't steal on him."

then

about the horrible life decision she made almost 16 years ago.

 

(Ron Paul) needs to forget about money and start raising some votes. He is fading into oblivion faster than Bobby Brown.

Lay off of Bobby Brown. . . to his credit he's the only one to ever beat Houston almost as badly as the 2005 World Series Champs.

Its my prerogative. I can do what I want to do.

 

 

Ah yes.

 

Nothing quite says "Hey! I'm an old guy!" like quoting Bobby Brown lyrics.

The troops flat out don't give a f*** if a team wears camouflage or not. It's a dumb, empty gesture that makes the players look like idiots.

 

How can they look like idiots if you can't see them?

 

I lol'ed.

Nixon lost to Kennedy, in part, because he sweated like Mike Tyson in a spelling bee during their televised debate.

 

Follow along As FlaSoxxJim is served . . .

 

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Feb 9, 2008 -> 11:24 AM) I'd come over there and slap you for that bad geriatric pun. . . but instead I'll just sit here until my ED medication wears off.

 

 

From Southsider2k5

Just remember if it lasts longer than 4 hours, go to the ER!

That's a good idea, thanks.

 

And I'll know if it's been four hours because I'm kinda my own sundial too!

 

 

 

and on your left you will see the World's Smallest Sundial

har-dee-har-har.

 

 

:lolhitting

I met Crede's dad during spring training a couple of years ago. He was really nice. Probably still is.

 

But could he beat up Fields' dad? Thats the real question.

 

Searching Google for "Josh Fields' dad" gave me a picture of Ray Liotta. Point to the Fields side.

 

I luuuuuuuuv good exchanges.

 

Good natured good exchanges -- it must be spring training time.

Let (the Cubs) play (at the Cell). Let's welcome them in with open arms and make them feel like they're at home. Turn off the jumbotron, close all parking lots, close half the bathrooms, and only sell hot dogs and popcorn at the concession stands. As an added bonus, I'll volunteer to drop bricks on people's heads periodically throughout each game.

 

Dungeons & Dragons founder/creator Gary Gygax passes away. Sad, but FlaSoxxJim always knows the right things to say when we're down in the dumps.

 

Quick! Somebody get their Cleric to resurrect him!!

 

You don't know that (Richar is bad). You believe that, but you don't know. Just because Danny Richar pissed in your cheerios everyday doesn't mean mine taste like piss too.

 

 

If you eat cheerios with piss in it, does it still help lower your cholesterol?

 

 

Are you looking for a scientific answer here? I do not want to be in that test group

 

Soxy muses on Governor and prostitution prosecutor/solicitor Elliot Spitzer's current situation:

 

It's all over the NYT and the Trib. Spitzer is totally f***ed. At least he won't have to pay for it this time. . .

 

:lolhitting

Middle Buffalo slams Grandpa Tex's age and weight with but a single zinger:

 

I'm on meds which could be reduced or eliminated if I lost weight

 

 

Taking Viagra just to see "it" every now and again. So sad.

 

 

Trying to find an appropriate nickname for Alexei Ramirez:

 

I heard Ozzie call him the Cuban Missile.

 

So I guess calling the 2B situation the Cuban Missile Crisis would be too easy?

 

Since Uribe is involved, maybe "The Bay of Pigs" would be more appropriate.

 

When are they erecting the Todd Ritchie statue?

 

They already have several throughout the park. They are made of porceline.

 

From the thread where BobDylan shows off the basketball hoop made entirely out of empty hardpack smoke boxes accumulated by e and his roommate:

 

Impressive. Shouldn't be too long before one of you coughs up a lung and you've got your basketball

 

 

I actually don't use a computer for an internet connection, I actually just sit down with a sharpened Ethernet cable and stick it into my vein. When I'm done, I take it out and swab it with alcohol.

 

 

Y'know, you should swab it with alcohol BEFORE you stick it into your vein...lest you get a virus.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Alright, I'll boo myself...BOOOOOO!!!

In the Coming Tech...Emergency Texts Thread...

 

Great, emergency alerts in limited letters.

 

"RUN!"

 

Nice one Balta.

Why would anyone vote no for a Jose Valentin statute?

 

Probably just people who think he deserves two statues.

 

 

Texsox OWNS Dick_allen in the Frank Thomas Thread

 

(Dick Allen @ Apr 20, 2008 -> 10:36 PM) I'm confused as to how hitting like crap, but staying in the line-up so a $10 million option will certainly kick in is a sign of wanting to EARN his money.

 

(Texsox @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 07:20 AM) Simple. Sitting on the bench versus playing on the field. The people you see sitting on the bench with the ultra-clean uniforms are called coaches and earn considerably less. The people on the field are players. Coaches earn money by sitting on the bench and thinking, players earn money by being on the field and playing

Mreye responding to the thread about the top infrastructure places to avoid in the USA.

 

No Wrigley Field?