Uribe is such an assclown at second base....why the hell would you throw to second..

At least Jose is keeping everything low.

Snacks and Cakes with some of that stellar defense that keeps him in the lineup.

 

shaky command from contreras, bad fielding...yeah were gonna need to get into that tiger pen sooner than later

You would think that playing Jose Valentin in Center Field would've taught Kenny Williams a thing or two about playing someone out of position, but here we are 6 years later doing the same f***ing thing. Jesus f***ing christ, just shoot me now.

Hence forth Juan Uribe = S&C

You would think that playing Jose Valentin in Center Field would've taught Kenny Williams a thing or two about playing someone out of position, but here we are 6 years later doing the same f***ing thing. Jesus f***ing christ, just shoot me now.

Juan can play second find, he is just a moron and has 0 baseball IQ.

apparently balls at the belt arent strikes anymore

Juan can play second find, he is just a moron and has 0 baseball IQ.

 

Clearly he CANNOT play second fine.

Loaded...

oh f***

Bases Loaded, 0 outs....awesome.

That curve was close..

f***ing Juan Uribe screws the Sox and gives the Tigers a huge inning.

apparently balls at the belt arent strikes anymore

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Clearly he CANNOT play second fine.

That's some pretty s***ty logic.

apparently balls at the belt arent strikes anymore

Unless Jim Thome is batting and Nate Robertson is pitching, I guess.

I luvvvv umpires

apparently balls at the belt arent strikes anymore

 

Yeah Jose really wanted that pitch.

 

well that helps

4-6-3 DP by Ordonez. 1 run scores.

Well that was about the best outcome that we could have hoped for.

F***ing Juan Uribe. That was the inning ending DP right there

ok DP...lets get one more!

That's some pretty s***ty logic.

 

Are we going to go the next 8 pages and argue this semantically or are we going to agree that we should be playing a different second baseman.