May 4, 200818 yr What do you get when you mix an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks. (it never gets old for me)
May 4, 200818 yr Damn, wite, you created a monster. These are some of the lamest jokes of the modern era.
May 4, 200818 yr Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange Who? Orange ya glad I didn't say 'Banana' again?
May 4, 200818 yr The girl I went out with last night is from the Carribean. Jamaica? Nope. Never even got to 1st base.
May 5, 200818 yr why does steak taste better in outer space? because its meatier (meteor) where did the hamburger go to dance? at the meat ball
May 5, 200818 yr QUOTE (knightni @ May 4, 2008 -> 04:00 AM) Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange Who? Orange ya glad I didn't say 'Banana' again? This was my youngest daughter's favorite joke when she was like 4 or 5. The problem was that she could never remember how it went. her: Knock knock? Me: Who's there? her: Banana. Me: Banana who? her: Arent you glad I didn't say orange! (falls over laughing)
May 5, 200818 yr A maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Your husband said so." Wife: "Oh." Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Your husband did." Wife: "Oh." Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Señora, the gardener did." SHE GOT THE RAISE
May 5, 200818 yr QUOTE (Iwritecode @ May 5, 2008 -> 04:21 PM) This was my youngest daughter's favorite joke when she was like 4 or 5. The problem was that she could never remember how it went. her: Knock knock? Me: Who's there? her: Banana. Me: Banana who? her: Arent you glad I didn't say orange! (falls over laughing) My daughter had one that she liked because it always made someone look stupid, but you have to start
May 27, 200817 yr What does the male hooker say at the end of his date with the circumsizer? "Keep the tip"
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