This game is a three word story. Your reply has to be exactly three words and build on the previous post and kindof tell a story

 

 

The rain fell

hard that morning

and the cat

took a s***

on the newspaper

with the headline

. So I grabbed

a Pina Colada

to enjoy the

great morning wood

I awoke with.

The sight of

That s*** paper

made me frown

until I saw

an eight foot

python slither toward

my bastard son

Whipped out his

large hunting knife

killing the penguin

But sparing the

white polar bear

from the island

along with Jeeves