If I made it to Congress, which I would never run for (in political speak that means I'm already running) I'd propose the following bill, During a joint speak to Congress, all standing applause must wait until the speech is over, under punishment of caning. Time is money.

I would like to add an amendment making Twittering illegal. And not just in Congress.

 

 

Edit: Also, I've attached a $100M earmark to your bill for my home district

Edited March 4, 200917 yr by StrangeSox

If I made it to Congress, which I would never run for (in political speak that means I'm already running) I'd propose the following bill, During a joint speak to Congress, all standing applause must wait until the speech is over, under punishment of caning. Time is money.

I'd vote for it.

I'd vote for it.

 

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If I made it to Congress, which I would never run for (in political speak that means I'm already running) I'd propose the following bill, During a joint speak to Congress, all standing applause must wait until the speech is over, under punishment of caning. Time is money.

 

[stands and applauds]

It's like they've never been to a graduation

No one older than me should be tweeting . . .

No one older than me should be tweeting . . .

I believe the world's oldest birds can live to somewhere on the order of 50 years.