This lineup can't score, though.

Jesus Betemit...your making Juan Uribe look like Nellie Fox.

Uribe did not have those cool glasses.

Sexy Alexei is dookie right now.

He should go back to being Alexei not A less say.

Curse of the Soxtalk Wallpaper!

Curse of the Soxtalk Wallpaper!

 

Maybe next month Travis Hafner should be on the wallpaper.

Goddammit....TERRIBLE 0-2 pitch.

Could Quentin have caught Upton's liner? Sure seemed like he ran back for it and landed close to where he started.

Could Quentin have caught Upton's liner? Sure seemed like he ran back for it and landed close to where he started.

 

Seemed like he was a little pissed at himself. I thought he could have.

Good Pitch by Buehrle to induce the grounder

Nice throw by Anderson to limit the damage.

Stupid attempt by Pena to tag up, gets nailed easily by Anderson.

BA!

Nice throw by Anderson to limit the damage.

Pods would have made that throw...

 

Hawk is now calling him The Corkmeister...

It''s almost a shame that O-Cab's not here to throw more meaningless b****ing in Balfour's direction.

Sac bunt here, Lillibridge can't hit for s***.

Hawk is now calling him The Corkmeister...

 

Can Corkster be far behind?

Corkinator?

Can Corkster be far behind?

Nah, Sammy Sosa has that one signed, sealed, and delivered.

The Magical Baserunning Adventures of Abraham "Corky" Miller

Ok, I guess I'll take a walk over a sac bunt.

I would rather have Josh swinging here.

So Ozzie's gonna take the bat out of Q's hands?!? They'll just walk him...