Split a f***in gap Chris you are my boy

Swinging at bad pitches...bad swings at meatballs. This is beyond frustrating. Glad it's only 1-0. It would probably take the Sox 22 innings to score in this one.

Ozzie sure looks content in that dugout.

2 outs? Man on 1st? Yeah, he's running.

This team just isn't very good.

Ozzie looks like he'd rather be on the beach in Miami than watching this.

Steal Steal steal!!

I am thinking about stabbing my eyes out so I don't have to watch this s*** anymore.

Here's a butter knife, gouge them out for me.

Listening to the radio and I can't remember the last time I've listened to a game pitched by Miguel Batista where the announcers haven't gone on and on about him being, in this case, "a Renaissance man" who plays music and yadda yadda yadda. I can't wait until this guy is retired. Ditto with Mark Hendrickson and announcers always talking about him being a former basketball player. STFU and start ripping the team.

Oh noez!!!1! Mark Lowe is warming!!11! who gives a s*** we can't hit a crappy AAA pitcher with nothing what difference does it make

Do the Mariners not have a speaker system in their park?

 

I like the quiet.

Listening to the radio and I can't remember the last time I've listened to a game pitched by Miguel Batista where the announcers haven't gone on and on about him being, in this case, "a Renaissance man" who plays music and yadda yadda yadda. I can't wait until this guy is retired. Ditto with Mark Hendrickson and announcers always talking about him being a former basketball player. STFU and start ripping the team.

 

I think Farmer says that because he thinks that HE's a Renaissance man.

Pinch hit Rios

wow that was a strike

Come on Pods, don't f*** this up now.

If y ou can't get anything off Batista, something is wrong. The guy has been brutal all year.

wow, that was close

Lets hope nogoodnik can do something.

Be clutch Pods.

I need to rip on Getz's ability to walk more often. On the bright side, at least Pods can't hit into a DP this at bat.

Scotty Pods is gonna hit one.....right at Beltre.

c'mon Pods, all we need is a double...

I thought we were over this stupid "rookie pitcher" syndrome, but obviously we aren't. Has Danks at least looked good tonight?

Listening to the radio and I can't remember the last time I've listened to a game pitched by Miguel Batista where the announcers haven't gone on and on about him being, in this case, "a Renaissance man" who plays music and yadda yadda yadda. I can't wait until this guy is retired. Ditto with Mark Hendrickson and announcers always talking about him being a former basketball player. STFU and start ripping the team.

 

Batista is supposed to be the nicest person in baseball, along with Thome.