Score. Some. Runs. Now.

If Pods gets a hit, hopefully it's a triple or a home run.

Runs. We need some.

If someone getz on we better not bunt again.

anyone think PK, Wise, and Dye are in a heated game of Dominoes with Bartolo in the clubhouse?

Great inning for Jenks. I'm going to give you a tip, Ozzie. If pods gets on base. DON'T BUNT

9 pitches, 8 fastballs??

 

Thats a recipe for a Bobby asploder.

So many haters.

Mr Chin Salad rules for 1 inning tonight!!

let it be said that the mariner moose is really annoying

 

I think the overall choices in mascots are pretty f***ing retarded.

If someone getz on we better not bunt again.

 

most definitle gonna happen. Take the bat out of our best hitters hands ozzie

 

Could you imagine if we played in this park? Our pitching staff would be tops in the AL.

 

Considering how reliant we are on the homer for our offense, we would be rotten in that park. Lots of 1-0 losses.

 

 

We. Will. Win. This. Game.

This must be what going mad feels like.

So many haters.

 

I'm really not sure why, but this made me laugh so much

I think the overall choices in mascots are pretty f***ing retarded.

 

I enjoy Southpaw.

Beckham, Rios.... now would be the time, please, please.

This must be what going mad feels like.

 

I really hope we win, because this is seriously the funniest gamethread I can ever remember being a part of.

maybe we should have beckhman bunt

at least beckham can swing now

Sweet 2 strike swing on the 1-1 pitch. Give us a thrill Gordon

Can we say that Gordon is officially slumping *reverse jinx*?

Make him bunt again, Ozzie.

If he bunts well, we get a run, right?

Hoping for a Rios go-ahead homer.