My guess is that it is more boring junk.

My guess is that it is more boring junk.

 

Loser talk, that is.

Loser talk, that is.

 

Kars for Kids turned out to be a scam!!! Can you believe it?!?!

 

Kars for Kids Scam

 

(Still, I'm not taking that jingle off my ipod. 1-877-Kars for Kids. K-A-R-S Kars for Kids.....)

Jewish kids camp sounds like a worthwhile thing to donate to if the group was up front about it and didn't hide it in the fine print.

I think Schwety Balls made a better SNL skit than Dick in a Box.

I think Schwety Balls made a better SNL skit than Dick in a Box.

 

Have to disagree although I like them both.

Got to watch both of them during the SNL Christmas special and I laughed way more because of the acting in the NPR skit. They did such a good job at the monotone voices and mostly stone-faced personalities. Alec Baldwin made the skit.

Got to watch both of them during the SNL Christmas special and I laughed way more because of the acting in the NPR skit. They did such a good job at the monotone voices and mostly stone-faced personalities. Alec Baldwin made the skit.

 

For kicks, watch it again on Hulu but minimize the browser screen so you can only listen to it. I think it makes it even funnier for the full NPR effect.

Eh, for me it comes down to preferring the tableaux gag over the running gag . . Pete Schwetty's balls were really not on the menu but the running gags were enjoyable if easy. On the other hand, dicks really were in boxes which is an odd place for them to be uless you're Mickey Rourke trying to get Carol Heathrow to fall for the ol' pecker in the popcorn bit. Schwetty Balls is funny double entendre, but dick in a box is high concept. Sez I.

Eh, for me it comes down to preferring the tableaux gag over the running gag . . Pete Schwetty's balls were really not on the menu but the running gags were enjoyable if easy. On the other hand, dicks really were in boxes which is an odd place for them to be uless you're Mickey Rourke trying to get Carol Heathrow to fall for the ol' pecker in the popcorn bit. Schwetty Balls is funny double entendre, but dick in a box is high concept. Sez I.

 

Did anyone order me a plain cheese?

 

Yeah, we did, but if you want any someone's gonna have to barf it up cause its all gone.

Chris Farley was a fat and funny man.

Belushi was too. Tragic ends for both.

Add in poor Gilda for the dead SNL trifecta.

Zoinks, don't forget about Phil!

Zoinks, don't forget about Phil!

 

You mean Dr. Phil? He's not dead yet (but we're working on it).

We need to do something about that.

Voila! No X this time around, courtesy of Balta the Magnificent.

Ugh.

Terrific, I like this new alphabet.

Someone stop me before I go after "R".

Ramble on. Now's the time, the time is now, sing my song.

Quitting time!

People, who need people, are the luckiest people in the world.

Oh say can you see?

Quitting time!

Now you're trying out for the Bears, I see.