December 23, 200916 yr I shall now commence with my airing of grievances. You all shall follow if you wish. 1. Why the hell does my company not allow me to get paid today instead of making me wait until Christmas Eve? 2. What in the hell possessed Jerry Angelo into believing that it was a good idea to waste a 2nd rounder trading for Gaines Adams when the Bears don't even have a 1st rounder? 3. Why does God want to torture holiday travelers with sleet and ice this week? 4. How did Vinny Del Negro get an NBA coaching job and how can Paxson justify his own job by hiring him? 5. Why won't the NCAA find a way to incorporate the bowl games with a playoff system? This BCS system is grade A bulls***! You next. After this, I shall be posting SHIPPS' home address so you can all visit him for the "Feats of Strength" part of Festivus.
December 23, 200916 yr 1. I too am pissed off by the BCS system. It's a joke. 2. Why can't we have a white Christmas? What the hell is the deal with wind and rain? We don't live in Seattle. 3. Will the Bears please hire Bill Cowher for next season? The Bears need a coach that's passionate! 4. Why does food have to taste so good? How am I supposed to lose weight when food and beer as so delicious? 5. Santa needs to bring me a new LCD TV...50" or so will be fine.
December 23, 200916 yr Every single one of you has angered and disappointed me in the last year. Meanwhile, I have no job, no prospects, no conceivable reason for getting out of bed in the morning (except to get the daily news) probably because this WHOLE UNIVERSE IS AGAINST ME! But because I'm not a sack of crap, I have decided to get all of you a present: Now. On to the feats of strength.
December 23, 200916 yr 1. That the Broncos didn't have a worse season so the Seahawks could have two top ten picks in 2010. 2. That Aaron Rodgers picked the worse time to have his worst game of the season which cost me a shot at a fantasy football championship. What's the deal with Soldier Field? It's even bad luck for road QB's. 3. That DirecTV wants an extra $100 on top of the $250 they charge for Sunday Ticket for the HD games. 4. That there is still three months until baseball season.
December 24, 200916 yr QUOTE (G&T @ Dec 23, 2009 -> 09:54 PM) CNN Parts of that felt like I was reading The Onion or something. haha
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