September 7, 201015 yr QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Aug 29, 2010 -> 02:53 AM) Mye name iz Jordan4life, and eye will never go down on a girl ever again. It was lik I was eating long jon silvers. Ive been scarred for life. Go damn girls, keep your s*** clean at all fukin times. j4l is always clean/ Was this a random hookup or a girl you have been with for a while? Did you get a side of hush puppies?(You didnt answer MHizzles question )
September 12, 201015 yr So i finished a Land Shark beer just to empty the bottle, so that I could fill it with Franzia. Wine in a can bottle!
September 18, 201015 yr Don't drink a pint of Hennessey and then have 6 Blue Moons and then go to the club and drink 3 Long Island's because great things will happen if you do.
September 18, 201015 yr QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Sep 18, 2010 -> 01:06 PM) Don't drink a pint of Hennessey and then have a 6 Blue Moons and then go to the club and drink 3 Long Island's because great things will happen if you do. Good drink selections. I have not been drunk in 2 weeks. Life sucks.
September 18, 201015 yr QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Sep 18, 2010 -> 12:09 PM) Good drink selections. I have not been drunk in 2 weeks. Life sucks. Don't feel bad. Today marks one month for me. Suppose to go out tonight though, but I'm kinda broke.. (well see if my "friends" hook me up with some brew-skies)
September 29, 201015 yr Wow. Found my new favorite bar. College Night on Tuesdays. $2 UCallIts from 9-10, $1 from 10-11, and $2 from 11-12. Got absolutely s***canned for $12. God damn do I love Long Island's for $1.
October 3, 201015 yr Never, ever use a porta potty or portal or whatever you call it. A rat almost bit half my ass cheek off. Edited October 3, 201015 yr by Jordan4life
October 3, 201015 yr QUOTE (bigruss22 @ Oct 2, 2010 -> 03:50 PM) I love barndances and girls who know how to pull off that country look. Ugh, I need to get 7 years younger and back to Champaign...
October 4, 201015 yr QUOTE (bigruss22 @ Oct 2, 2010 -> 02:50 PM) I love barndances and girls who know how to pull off that country look. Went to the farm aid concert last night in Milwaukee, some of those girls are just sexy as hell. It seems that every chick that listens to country is either really hot or really fat. Anyways, sticking to the theme of this thread, 24 hour drinking binge from yesterday morning to this morning ended with half of the group I was with(10 people) puking either last night or today, one of those people ended up throwing up in the car on the way home all over another one of my friends. f***in hilarious and a very successful night.
October 6, 201015 yr QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Oct 6, 2010 -> 12:46 AM) I heart Tuesdawvv cuz im f***ed up . Your face is f***ed up.
October 29, 201015 yr QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Oct 29, 2010 -> 02:49 AM) I f***ing love Halloween. I also really love Jameson Whiskey. I agree with both of those statements.
October 31, 201015 yr Now that I'm in the burbs, I gotta say the late night Metra out of the city is a f***ing party. Some drunk ass mofos around.
October 31, 201015 yr Sup, b****es? I'll be damned if four loko isn't awful, but it gets the job done. Well, that and the last third of Olde English.
October 31, 201015 yr QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Oct 31, 2010 -> 02:28 AM) Now that I'm in the burbs, I gotta say the late night Metra out of the city is a f***ing party. Some drunk ass mofos around. I was there.. but I was drunk when I got there so..
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