Freddy has more sweaty panache?

Linebrink will be on the DL by May 1.

Linebrink blows, does he have a nickname yet?

Obvious one...Linestink. I know, it's lame.

Why is it Linebrink gets crap for his struggles, but guys like Garcia get away with being worse? I think Linebrink will shock this board and be decent this year.

 

I predict neither finishes with an ERA below 5.

Linebrink blows, does he have a nickname yet?

Does F***ing Linebrink count?

Linebrink will be on the DL by May 1.

 

How many games will he lose to the Tigers before that date?

How many games will he lose to the Tigers before that date?

 

How many posts will we curse him with by then?

Update?

Yup, Javier Colina is hitting in the 9th, yup no idea who that is.

Why is it Linebrink gets crap for his struggles, but guys like Garcia get away with being worse? I think Linebrink will shock this board and be decent this year.

 

Because Linebrink was terrible for the majority of the regular season last year. If Freddy is bad the first few games of the season, he will get his share of crap as well.

Linebrink is also making 5 million this year, and 5.5 next year. That doesn't help his cause.

http://twitter.com/JJPutz20/status/11550730507

http://twitter.com/JJPutz20/status/11550730507

thanks - i didn't know he was on twitter.

 

did danks really look good today?

Maybe we can relegate Linebrink to operating the Chevy Pride Crew t-shirt cannon?

Maybe we can relegate Linebrink to operating the Chevy Pride Crew t-shirt cannon?

He'd find a way to f*** that up too.

He'd find a way to f*** that up too.

 

Shooting shirts into bathrooms and whatnot. Knocking beers out of the vendor's hand.

Edited April 3, 201016 yr by BigSqwert

Shooting shirts into bathrooms and whatnot. Knocking beers out of the vendor's hand.

His tits wouldn't bounce enough, either...

He'd find a way to f*** that up too.

 

How bout we negotiate with the Brewers to borrow their slide and he can come down it for every home run? Can he mess that up? Hope not.

 

Edited April 3, 201016 yr by chisoxfan09

Farewell, spring training, you shan't be missed!

Farewell, spring training, you shan't be missed!

 

A-f***ing-men.

did danks really look good today?

 

yes, he looked real sharp. very encouraging to see.

 

his brother, on the other hand, looked awful. pulled his head on every swing and didn't come close to making contact.

 

linebrink, well, yeah, he received quite a bit of "encouragement" to do better from all of us behind the dugout.

yes, he looked real sharp. very encouraging to see.

 

his brother, on the other hand, looked awful. pulled his head on every swing and didn't come close to making contact.

 

linebrink, well, yeah, he received quite a bit of "encouragement" to do better from all of us behind the dugout.

 

Danks has such a long way to go with the bat. The sooner we trade him and Flowers, the better.

Maybe we can relegate Linebrink to operating the Chevy Pride Crew t-shirt cannon?

 

Yeah, but then all of the shirts would end out out of the park...

Yeah, but then all of the shirts would end out out of the park...

Nicely played.