They should call him LOL DOG.

want ads: one leadoff hitter. doesn't have to be very good.

I really hate the Juan Pierre acquisition.

 

Yep, I can't stand watching him bat with RISP.

When Donny Lucy's the only guy with a hit so far and everybody else has come nowhere near one, you have problems.

Lucy is looking like a guy who can stick around as a backup once the Tyler Flowers era begins.

That Juan Pierre. He's a keeper.

Gordon bobbles one.

Haha Andrus.

wow - thanks for being an idiot, elvis

not a bad time for gordon to SNAP THE f*** OUT OF IT!!!

Currently 72 degrees at the park. Can't blame cold weather for the silent bats tonight.

damnit, MLB had the raw audio coming thru during the break and it started to sound pretty funny

Francisco Liriano is dominating again.

Another softly hit ball by Caruso. There's a huge flaw with his swing right now...I'm sure Walker will figure it out.

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Can we say sophomore slump?

Why are Pierre and Beckham still hitting 1 and 2?

Can we say sophomore slump?

The Greg Walker effect is settling in.

And to think Balta tried to argue that Beckham might have a career similar to Mauer's.

not a bad time for gordon to SNAP THE f*** OUT OF IT!!!

 

Maybe a little less time on the radio and a little more time playing baseball well . . .

Maybe a little less time on the radio and a little more time playing baseball well . . .

 

Yeah, those 10 minutes on the radio are killing him! He'll be fine, he's just messed up at the plate. He was streaky last year as well.

GIDPK.

Francisco Liriano is dominating again.

About to blow it open vs Verlander. They're really having no trouble whether on the road or at home. Elite pitcher or scrub.

Wow, this is a disgusting offensive effort. Nothing hit hard after 4 innings. Texas isn't done hitting solo homers.

Edited April 28, 201015 yr by fathom

I can't wait until Kenny gets back from his 3 month trip to Bora Bora.

I don't think we're just going to magically get better. I think we're pretty bad.