Girls Gone Wild franchise has the perfect gift for just about everyone on your list.

Hooray! Now I have a gift for my mom. I was having a hard time figuring out what to get her.

Indeed!! As would my grandma.

Just make sure you don't get the tape with your sister.

Kinda been a while since I last posted in this thread.

lostfan is back. Yeaaaa!!!!!

Meh.

(as the kids say these days)

 

 

Now you're telling us what the kids are saying?

Old man has no idea what the kids say. They just give him the finger when he screams at them to get off of his lawn.

Probably because his back hurts.

QUIET is another thing The Critic yells at the kids.

Really should stop the yelling, it'll throw out his vocal cords.

So? Do you think he cares?

Then he'll have to stop the yelling until his voice is replaced by an electronic voice box.

Unless he has a freakish voicebox

Very difficult surgery.

Why surgery? Can't it be natural?

xeroradiography probably can't answer that question.

You don't say...

Zebra tailed lizards aren't as delicious as one might think.

Ack!

Bring me more lizards!

Crikey!

Donated Blood today for the first time! Feel great!!!

Every one of you can just stay the hell off my lawn.