What the hell would you call what we're in now then?

 

We aren't really diving right now, its more of a free fall with your arms flailing and legs kicking. Won't score well with the Russian judge.

I'm at least excited to root for Daniel Hudson today. Gavin's lost it the last 4 batters. Sox seem to be involved in more blowouts lately than my 8 month old versus his diapers.

5-0 before this inning is over?

Dog Day Afternoon has now become "Old Yeller" for the Sox marketing team.

 

Have to put this team and season out of its misery soon. At least the 2007 team gave us a couple of months of entertainment.

Hawk must hate pitchtrax when it shows the umpire to be correct.

Why not Cooper? The vaunted starting rotation had the 8th best ERA in the AL last year, and are 9th this year.

 

 

Cause he fixed Humber!

The blonde in the pink shirt behind the Xfinity sign just put on her jacket; time for me to turn the channel.

I know they've been terrible, but do the stats actually show they've been the worst in MLB?

 

I don't really research defensive stats tbh. I do know that our LF falls over himself routinely to catch easy fly balls, Rios has been misreading everything, and Quentin has taken a step back in both jumps and judging balls around the wall (excluding his miracle catch yesterday). I couldn't even imaging teams trucking out an OF defense worse than this. This is Sosa in CF bad.

Poor Orioles, they'd have a chance to win the AL Central if they were in our division.

when the wheels come off they really come off

Cause he fixed Humber!

But Walker fixed Lillibridge. Its hard for me to fathom Ozzie not playing Dunn today.

Is the infield in? I have the game on mute. If it's not in, it needs to be.

Poor Orioles, they'd have a chance to win the AL Central if they were in our division.

 

 

 

Probably could say that for every other AL team not named Seattle.

Hawk must hate pitchtrax when it shows the umpire to be correct.

 

I think pitchtrax has stolen some of Hawk's blame the umpire thunder. See also, the poor play by this team in general.

But Walker fixed Lillibridge. Its hard for me to fathom Ozzie not playing Dunn today.

At this point, nothing Ozzie does surprises me. He's in his own little world.

I know they've been terrible, but do the stats actually show they've been the worst in MLB?

 

I don't know about the SABR stats like UZR, but I'm sure about 50% of the misplays by Pierre and Rios these past 30 games haven't been ruled as errors, thus not accurately reflecting the true profundity of their suckiness.

 

Quentin has actually been almost solid out there compared to the rest of our outfielders.

 

Milledge was also horrible.

 

 

 

There's trouble/danger lurking here SHEREEE.

bring in Thornton!! I like the massacre, the slow bleeding is bulls***.

Gavin's fastball seems to be an afterthought tonight. He's not setting up his pitches very well today.

And there is the umpire blame.

 

i'm out -- enjoy.

BOOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Nice mound visit by Cooper there.

Hey look, all the runners are in. They are all in.

We cured Markakis...figured that would happen. Breaks an 0-16 WRISP for him

5-0 before this inning is over?

 

how prophetic.

Ballgame. Lmao.