He's going away. All the time. Every time he gets to 1b in fact. He rapidly goes away.

 

Somewhere Augie Garrido is not happy right now.

Times this like, I'm just very grateful this is the last year he has a contract with the Sox.

He'll get resigned in the offseason.

He'll get resigned in the offseason.

 

Rick Hahn wouldn't dare.

He'll get resigned in the offseason.

No way.

If it weren't for the Twins, this team would be the biggest joke in all of baseball.

 

Nearly every single game, our baserunning absolutely kills us. Yesterday, it was Alexei trying to score and being out by nearly 15 feet.

 

The Juan Pierre Retirement Tour continues. You're facing a future Cy Young winner who's 6-0, you go from a 2-0 lead when the wind blows back a sure homer by Ramirez to losing all your momentum in 45 seconds.

 

How many innings have we had that looked promising that just were eviscerated by poor fundamentals and non-execution this year?

 

Yay, we've gained 1 game in the standings in two weeks while the Indians have lost 2 series.

He'll get resigned in the offseason.

 

Do we still use green for sarcasm on this site, or am I dating myself?

No way.

The only way it doesn't happen is if Ozzie is no longer the manager.

 

You know I'm right.

The only way it doesn't happen is if Ozzie is no longer the manager.

 

You know I'm right.

 

No chance, we'll find some other slappy mcsucky hitter. Someone like Nyjer Morgan.

Hey balta or any other stat guy...who was the last batter to have 100 at bats to start the year without a homer or a walk?

Excellent 1b for M-56.

 

 

With our luck, KW will trade AJ for Jorge Posada and $7 million in cash. Actually, I think I'd still rather see a .165 hitting Posada in our line-up than AJ...it can't be any worse than Manny Ramirez.

Nice inning by Mark, made it look easy.

No chance, we'll find some other slappy mcsucky hitter. Someone like Nyjer Morgan.

 

Brian Simmons would be better than Juan Pierre.

 

Heck, Chris Singleton could come out of the ESPN broadcasting booth and possibly be better.

 

I wonder if this will go down as the most boring White Sox series of all-time?

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Brian Simmons would be better than Juan Pierre.

 

Heck, Chris Singleton could come out of the ESPN broadcasting booth and possibly be better.

 

They would all play better defense. There are thousands and thousands of players at all levels that play better defense than Juan Pierre does. Doesn't seem to matter though, we wheel him out there everyday.

I feel like Quentin ought to be able to handle Cahill if he was going well. Instead, weak popup.

Hey, Hawk finally noticing that Quentin's become a pop up machine to the right side.

Hey, Hawk finally noticing that Quentin's become a pop up machine to the right side.

They were talking last night about how he's probably dropping his back shoulder on his swing.

I feel like Quentin ought to be able to handle Cahill if he was going well. Instead, weak popup.

 

He's bailing on everything. Between Quentin, Rios and Beckham, I'm not sure which one is opening up worse.

Hey, Hawk finally noticing that Quentin's become a pop up machine to the right side.

 

When will Greg Walker identify this problem? August?

In other news: Twins are getting murdered, Bautista with 3 dingers.

There's a surprise.

 

A Quentin pop-up and another weak 4-3 groundout by AJ.

 

Ugh. It's beyond Corpseball. Necrophilia Ball.

So Bautista's 3 career homers to right field have all happened at one of the hardest parks to hit it out to right field. That's bonkers

There's a surprise.

 

A Quentin pop-up and another weak 4-3 groundout by AJ.

 

Ugh. It's beyond Corpseball. Necrophilia Ball.

 

Balta's threats of bringinb back Pierre is making me wish for an 0 for 100 stretch for him.

Just heard Bautista has more career homers at Target Field than Morneau/Mauer combined.

I can honestly say I'd ALMOST rather watch THE ROOMMATE with Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester again, possibly the worst movie ever, than this crap.

 

Even though she can't act a lick, she's hot. Damn you, Jeter.