Juan Pierre likes standard rock band arrangements because they have just one Bass.

 

When Juan Pierre buys double-mint gum, he only chews half of the stick.

 

Juan Pierre thinks The Sign is an awesome song because "Ace of Base" refers to base and one in their name.

 

When Juan Pierre gets a Grand Slam at Denny's, only the Pancakes are eaten.

 

Juan Pierre hates buying full albums, and prefers to purchase the singles.

LMAO! :

this is just plain terrific.

Edited September 9, 201114 yr by SouthSideTeacher

I especially like that first one.

Juan Pierre is only knows half the rules of Double Dutch.

 

Juan Pierre could have had sex in high school, but he preferred to just kiss them.

 

 

Juan Pierre is only knows half the rules of Double Dutch.

 

Juan Pierre could have had sex in high school, but he preferred to just kiss them.

 

Juan Pierre doesn't need a happy ending, he's content with a passionate kiss.

McDonald's, in honor of Juan's 2000th hit, will unveil the McSingle in restaurants around Chicago.

 

Juan never doubles down when he's in Vegas.

 

Juan watches only one race of the Triple Crown.

 

Juan never stays at Doubletree Hotels.

On West Coast trips, Juan Pierre avoids In-N-Out to stay away from the Double-Double.

Juan never wears his wedding ring so he can tell people he's single.

When he sees a beautiful woman on the street, one glance is enough... Juan never pulls the Double-take.

 

 

 

Juan's daughters will have the same curfew as his sons. (No Double Standard there.)

 

If this is sarcasm fine.

If it's mocking one of our only decent hitters, shame.

If this is sarcasm fine.

If it's mocking one of our only decent hitters, shame.

 

When Juan Pierre goes on an internet board, he only uses a single line to make his point.

When Juan Pierre goes on an internet board, he only uses a single line to make his point.

No wonder greg loves JP so much.

awesome