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Jenks arrested on DUI charges

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QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Mar 26, 2012 -> 10:30 AM)
He blew a 0.00 BAC.

 

That would indicate no alcohol in his system, right?

QUOTE (Rex Kicka** @ Mar 29, 2012 -> 12:30 PM)
That would indicate no alcohol in his system, right?

 

Yep.

Muscle relaxers? You know, the sphincter's a muscle. Maybe he s*** his pants and let an ordinary situation get out of hand. Wouldn't be the first time.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Mar 29, 2012 -> 10:33 PM)
Muscle relaxers? You know, the sphincter's a muscle. Maybe he s*** his pants and let an ordinary situation get out of hand. Wouldn't be the first time.

 

Funny you say this, truly is. I have told many people that darts story you divulged years ago.

QUOTE (qwerty @ Mar 29, 2012 -> 11:59 PM)
Funny you say this, truly is. I have told many people that darts story you divulged years ago.

 

It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 12:26 AM)
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

God damn it.

Its Ozzie Guillen's fault Bobby Jenks took muscle relaxers and got a DUI.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 12:26 AM)
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

 

It's like RAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAaaaaaAAAIn on your wedding day

It's a free riiiiiide when you already payed

It's the good advice, that ya just didn't take

But who woulda thought, it figured?

QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 03:05 AM)
It's like RAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAaaaaaAAAIn on your wedding day

It's a free riiiiiide when you already payed

It's the good advice, that ya just didn't take

But who woulda thought, it figured?

 

I now blame you for it raining on me while walking from the train to work today.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 07:56 AM)
I now blame you for it raining on me while walking from the train to work today.

 

I'm sure it was a free ride when you'd already paid.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 06:08 PM)
I'm sure it was a free ride when you'd already paid.

 

You guys are so out of the Soxtalk patio party after I win the lottery tonight. Milkman too.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 06:27 PM)
You guys are so out of the Soxtalk patio party after I win the lottery tonight. Milkman too.

 

Hey!

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 09:01 PM)
Hey!

 

That'll teach you to rick-roll me.

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