Our division really sucks

Ok PK...take a f***ing hack at one

Who are we going to see here?

So is Reed available tonight?

So I guess it will be Thorton who gives up the lead to Detroit tonight. It's been more than 24 hours since Thornton blew a lead.

For what will seem like the umpteenth time this evening, Cabrera and Fielder will be up to bat this inning. Let's get them out and then get this thing over with - in our favor, of course!

Hey Sqwert, I meant to ask you, how is that Cialis working for you?

 

Anymore of those 4 hour erections lately?

 

Aced him...Leyland managing a terrible game, IMO. Dirks has been on fire, and you replace him with Santiago?

Hey Sqwert, I meant to ask you, how is that Cialis working for you?

 

Anymore of those 4 hour erections lately?

 

I had one last for over 8 hours without calling a doctor.

Aced him...Leyland managing a terrible game, IMO. Dirks has been on fire, and you replace him with Santiago?

Especially considering some lefties have been hitting Matt

I had one last for over 8 hours without calling a doctor.

That is one mean case of priapism!

Shack that was the greatest nickname genesis ever.

That is one mean case of priapism!

A true code red.

Shack that was the greatest nickname genesis ever.

 

Somewhere, JoeCoolMan is seething at the positive reaction.

Very nice! Great to see Thornton pitch over the 5,000th bloop single he's had to deal with this season.

Birmingham's Henry Mabee joins #Orioles Dylan Bundy as only 2 pro pitchers with 20+ IP this year and 0.00 ERA.

 

I never heard of him. Is he one of our top prospects?

I wonder if the Hawkeroo used these catch-phrases on his wife in the bedroom...

 

Yes!

 

He Gone!

 

Grab some Bench!

 

Stretch!

 

Rack' em up!

 

You Can Put It on the Board!

 

My Booty is sooo tight...you couldn't pull a greased tee out of my behind with a pair of pliers...

Shack that was the greatest nickname genesis ever.

Yeah, that one came together quite beautifully...

 

It's no hot fire though...

I wonder if the Hawkeroo used these catch-phrases on his wife in the bedroom...

 

Yes!

 

He Gone!

 

Grab some Bench!

 

Stretch!

 

Rack' em up!

 

You Can Put It on the Board!

 

My Booty is sooo tight...you couldn't pull a greased tee out of my behind with a pair of pliers...

 

I can see the grab some bench being useful

Birmingham's Henry Mabee joins #Orioles Dylan Bundy as only 2 pro pitchers with 20+ IP this year and 0.00 ERA.

 

I never heard of him. Is he one of our top prospects?

Mabee, Mabee not

Mabee, Mabee not

 

Well played sir.

 

 

I can see the grab some bench being useful

Sacks packed!

Big hack, no contact

 

Stay fair!

Looks like we got a new closer.

Sorry guys, I'm having trouble containing myself over here...perhaps this is what happens when you live with three dogs and do nothing but watch White Sox baseball...