Steve9347 Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I told y'all. It's the best way to start the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Why is steve not putting his precious recipes on his website? The world wants to know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Jan 24, 2013 -> 10:44 AM) Why is steve not putting his precious recipes on his website? The world wants to know Good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted January 25, 2013 Author Share Posted January 25, 2013 DELICIOUS though still not quite perfect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 24, 2013 -> 08:35 AM) It's a work in progress. Used steel cut oats and used too much yogurt and milk for the amount of oats, but they were still awesome. Didnt use frozen fruit, which was actually a positive in this situation, instead for fresh blueberries. And, to soak up the residual milkgurt, I threw in some frosted wheat shreddies. Â Haven't had a breakfast that awesome in a long time. I take pity on your poor, poor soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 You guys are all members of the "Overnight Oats Cult," and Steve is your charismatic leader. Â No matter what he tells you, do not end up in a thread all dead together one morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted January 25, 2013 Author Share Posted January 25, 2013 (edited) According to the brochure, we don't start putting cyanide in until week 3 Edited January 25, 2013 by witesoxfan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 09:07 AM) According to the brochure, we don't start putting cyanide in until week 3 That may be substituted for arsenic, it's all personal preference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2HH Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 I tried this overnight oats last night, and it sucked. Â Ok, it didn't suck...but still. Â I waited 8+ hours for some Oatmeal. This is the kind of thing that gets you beaten up on the meathead man 'da bears' 'da coach' playground. If you told me you slow cooked some ribs for 8+ hours, you da man...have a beer and chug that b****...but when you tell me you took 8 hours to make some Oatmeal, you need to be thrown in a puddle of mud. Â All of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted January 25, 2013 Author Share Posted January 25, 2013 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:14 AM) I tried this overnight oats last night, and it sucked. Ok, it didn't suck...but still.  I waited 8+ hours for some Oatmeal. This is the kind of thing that gets you beaten up on the meathead man 'da bears' 'da coach' playground. If you told me you slow cooked some ribs for 8+ hours, you da man...have a beer and chug that b****...but when you tell me you took 8 hours to make some Oatmeal, you need to be thrown in a puddle of mud.  All of you.  Too bad my overnight oats kicked in, I countered you throwing me into the mud, and in turn threw you into the mud.  Checkmate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:26 AM) Too bad my overnight oats kicked in, I countered you throwing me into the mud, and in turn threw you into the mud. Checkmate!  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2HH Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:26 AM) Too bad my overnight oats kicked in, I countered you throwing me into the mud, and in turn threw you into the mud. Checkmate!  Wait...not so fast.  Mine also kicked in, so I countered your counter and was able to create a stand off...when we both realized Jake was standing there laughing at the whole thing, so we decided to throw him in, instead.  Laugh at that, Jakemeister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted January 25, 2013 Author Share Posted January 25, 2013 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:30 AM) Wait...not so fast. Mine also kicked in, so I countered your counter and was able to create a stand off...when we both realized Jake was standing there laughing at the whole thing, so we decided to throw him in, instead.  Laugh at that, Jakemeister.   s*** just got real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:30 AM) Wait...not so fast. Mine also kicked in, so I countered your counter and was able to create a stand off...when we both realized Jake was standing there laughing at the whole thing, so we decided to throw him in, instead.  Laugh at that, Jakemeister. Yeah, but you like boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2HH Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:40 AM) Yeah, but you like boys. Â Â Actually, though, this was quite good...but it's kind of a lot of work. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:44 AM) Â Actually, though, this was quite good...but it's kind of a lot of work. :/ It takes like 2 minutes to prep before you go to bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2HH Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 QUOTE (bigruss22 @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:52 AM) It takes like 2 minutes to prep before you go to bed  It takes longer than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:57 AM) It takes longer than that. Yer doin' it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2HH Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 11:00 AM) Yer doin' it wrong. Â Just cutting up fruit and washing it takes longer than 2 minutes. Â Then all the other ingredients, having to wash the tupperware, etc... Â It's longer than just a few minutes, no matter how many bs excuses you guys make. And it's still oatmeal. Takes too long for oatmeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted January 25, 2013 Author Share Posted January 25, 2013 Pour the oats Plop the yogurt Drench in milk Shake some protein  Stir that s*** Put lid on  (Sleep in bed)  Open the lid Drop in blueberries Close the lid  Drive to work Eat at work Grow massive erection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2HH Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 11:04 AM) Pour the oats Plop the yogurt Drench in milk Shake some protein  Stir that s*** Put lid on  (Sleep in bed)  Open the lid Drop in blueberries Close the lid  Drive to work Eat at work Grow massive erection  That...a...lot...of...work...for...some...cold...oatmeal.  It's good, but it's a lot of work IMO. I don't like having to clean up tupperware after, either. And it's cold. I don't like cold breakfasts. I tried it...it's great. But it's not for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 11:04 AM) Pour the oats Plop the yogurt Drench in milk Shake some protein  Stir that s*** Put lid on  (Sleep in bed)  Open the lid Drop in blueberries Close the lid  Drive to work Eat at work Grow massive erection  Cut a hole in the lid. Put your dick in the... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 09:07 AM) That...a...lot...of...work...for...some...cold...oatmeal. It's good, but it's a lot of work IMO. I don't like having to clean up tupperware after, either. And it's cold. I don't like cold breakfasts. I tried it...it's great. But it's not for me. Then just eat my shorts. They're organic cotton so they're considered healthy eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 11:07 AM) That...a...lot...of...work...for...some...cold...oatmeal. It's good, but it's a lot of work IMO. I don't like having to clean up tupperware after, either. And it's cold. I don't like cold breakfasts. I tried it...it's great. But it's not for me.  YOU MUST JOIN US  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted January 25, 2013 Author Share Posted January 25, 2013 (edited) Anyone know where the exacto knife went? We need to remove his resistance nodule. Edited January 25, 2013 by witesoxfan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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