January 24, 201313 yr Why is steve not putting his precious recipes on his website? The world wants to know
January 24, 201313 yr QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Jan 24, 2013 -> 10:44 AM) Why is steve not putting his precious recipes on his website? The world wants to know Good idea.
January 25, 201313 yr QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 24, 2013 -> 08:35 AM) It's a work in progress. Used steel cut oats and used too much yogurt and milk for the amount of oats, but they were still awesome. Didnt use frozen fruit, which was actually a positive in this situation, instead for fresh blueberries. And, to soak up the residual milkgurt, I threw in some frosted wheat shreddies. Haven't had a breakfast that awesome in a long time. I take pity on your poor, poor soul.
January 25, 201313 yr You guys are all members of the "Overnight Oats Cult," and Steve is your charismatic leader. No matter what he tells you, do not end up in a thread all dead together one morning.
January 25, 201313 yr Author According to the brochure, we don't start putting cyanide in until week 3 Edited January 25, 201313 yr by witesoxfan
January 25, 201313 yr QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 09:07 AM) According to the brochure, we don't start putting cyanide in until week 3 That may be substituted for arsenic, it's all personal preference.
January 25, 201313 yr I tried this overnight oats last night, and it sucked. Ok, it didn't suck...but still. I waited 8+ hours for some Oatmeal. This is the kind of thing that gets you beaten up on the meathead man 'da bears' 'da coach' playground. If you told me you slow cooked some ribs for 8+ hours, you da man...have a beer and chug that b****...but when you tell me you took 8 hours to make some Oatmeal, you need to be thrown in a puddle of mud. All of you.
January 25, 201313 yr Author QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:14 AM) I tried this overnight oats last night, and it sucked. Ok, it didn't suck...but still. I waited 8+ hours for some Oatmeal. This is the kind of thing that gets you beaten up on the meathead man 'da bears' 'da coach' playground. If you told me you slow cooked some ribs for 8+ hours, you da man...have a beer and chug that b****...but when you tell me you took 8 hours to make some Oatmeal, you need to be thrown in a puddle of mud. All of you. Too bad my overnight oats kicked in, I countered you throwing me into the mud, and in turn threw you into the mud. Checkmate!
January 25, 201313 yr QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:26 AM) Too bad my overnight oats kicked in, I countered you throwing me into the mud, and in turn threw you into the mud. Checkmate!
January 25, 201313 yr QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:26 AM) Too bad my overnight oats kicked in, I countered you throwing me into the mud, and in turn threw you into the mud. Checkmate! Wait...not so fast. Mine also kicked in, so I countered your counter and was able to create a stand off...when we both realized Jake was standing there laughing at the whole thing, so we decided to throw him in, instead. Laugh at that, Jakemeister.
January 25, 201313 yr Author QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:30 AM) Wait...not so fast. Mine also kicked in, so I countered your counter and was able to create a stand off...when we both realized Jake was standing there laughing at the whole thing, so we decided to throw him in, instead. Laugh at that, Jakemeister. s*** just got real
January 25, 201313 yr QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:30 AM) Wait...not so fast. Mine also kicked in, so I countered your counter and was able to create a stand off...when we both realized Jake was standing there laughing at the whole thing, so we decided to throw him in, instead. Laugh at that, Jakemeister. Yeah, but you like boys.
January 25, 201313 yr QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:40 AM) Yeah, but you like boys. Actually, though, this was quite good...but it's kind of a lot of work. :/
January 25, 201313 yr QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:44 AM) Actually, though, this was quite good...but it's kind of a lot of work. :/ It takes like 2 minutes to prep before you go to bed
January 25, 201313 yr QUOTE (bigruss22 @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:52 AM) It takes like 2 minutes to prep before you go to bed It takes longer than that.
January 25, 201313 yr QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:57 AM) It takes longer than that. Yer doin' it wrong.
January 25, 201313 yr QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 11:00 AM) Yer doin' it wrong. Just cutting up fruit and washing it takes longer than 2 minutes. Then all the other ingredients, having to wash the tupperware, etc... It's longer than just a few minutes, no matter how many bs excuses you guys make. And it's still oatmeal. Takes too long for oatmeal.
January 25, 201313 yr Author Pour the oats Plop the yogurt Drench in milk Shake some protein Stir that s*** Put lid on (Sleep in bed) Open the lid Drop in blueberries Close the lid Drive to work Eat at work Grow massive erection
January 25, 201313 yr QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 11:04 AM) Pour the oats Plop the yogurt Drench in milk Shake some protein Stir that s*** Put lid on (Sleep in bed) Open the lid Drop in blueberries Close the lid Drive to work Eat at work Grow massive erection That...a...lot...of...work...for...some...cold...oatmeal. It's good, but it's a lot of work IMO. I don't like having to clean up tupperware after, either. And it's cold. I don't like cold breakfasts. I tried it...it's great. But it's not for me.
January 25, 201313 yr QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 11:04 AM) Pour the oats Plop the yogurt Drench in milk Shake some protein Stir that s*** Put lid on (Sleep in bed) Open the lid Drop in blueberries Close the lid Drive to work Eat at work Grow massive erection Cut a hole in the lid. Put your dick in the...
January 25, 201313 yr QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 09:07 AM) That...a...lot...of...work...for...some...cold...oatmeal. It's good, but it's a lot of work IMO. I don't like having to clean up tupperware after, either. And it's cold. I don't like cold breakfasts. I tried it...it's great. But it's not for me. Then just eat my shorts. They're organic cotton so they're considered healthy eating.
January 25, 201313 yr QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 11:07 AM) That...a...lot...of...work...for...some...cold...oatmeal. It's good, but it's a lot of work IMO. I don't like having to clean up tupperware after, either. And it's cold. I don't like cold breakfasts. I tried it...it's great. But it's not for me. YOU MUST JOIN US
January 25, 201313 yr Author Anyone know where the exacto knife went? We need to remove his resistance nodule. Edited January 25, 201313 yr by witesoxfan
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