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High school kids vs. MJ in his prime

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QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 11, 2013 -> 10:59 AM)
Only Williams-Goss got it right

He would get his ass kicked badly and it wouldn't even be close. Correct answer. You MIGHT be able to get 2, 3 on Jordan today.

I just like the kids that say that Jordan would sleep on their jumper. Like hell he'd sleep on your jumper. He knows you're going to pull up before you do.

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MJ never slept on anyone his entire life. If any of them were lucky enough to get 1-2 buckets on him he'd go nuts and destroy them.

Brian Scalabrine dominated turds like this, but some are going to step to Jordan?

 

Move along, kids are stupid.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Apr 11, 2013 -> 10:43 AM)
Brian Scalabrine dominated turds like this, but some are going to step to Jordan?

 

Move along, kids are stupid.

 

Scalabrine did it against random kids these are top college prospects but the point still stands MJ would own them.

QUOTE (GoodAsGould @ Apr 11, 2013 -> 11:07 AM)
Scalabrine did it against random kids these are top college prospects but the point still stands MJ would own them.

He beat a guy who had played for Syracuse the year prior, though.

 

EDIT: dominated, not beat

Edited by Steve9347

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Apr 11, 2013 -> 11:14 AM)
He beat a guy who had played for Syracuse the year prior, though.

 

EDIT: dominated, not beat

 

As I recall, that was the closest match, and it was still like 11-5 Scal. And that's the last guy on the bench for an NBA team.

 

Jordan took Kidd-Gilchrest to school earlier this year in 1-on-1 (though all I've seen is rumor and speculation). We are talking about the #2 overall pick in this past year's draft after a year of developing at college.

 

There might be a lesser disparity in talent level between ME and those kids.

I was pretty delusional in high school too :)

That provided some good entertainment. Thanks for sharing. I got a nice laugh out of those responses.

Fikre Alemneh · Toronto, Ontario

I'm worried about our future

 

 

 

 

That comment sums up my thoughts.

Nigel Williams-Gross is the only not idiot in that bunch.

 

Kennedy Meeks is an idiot thinking he'd go up 3-0 real quick, let alone 1-0.

 

Matt Jones, DeSoto (DeSoto, Texas), SG

Signed to: Duke

The Score: 11-5

The Victor: Jones

The Why: "Well, I'm feeling a little generous today, so I think he'd get his five points. This is how it would go: I'd get ball first, then I'd score the first few baskets because he'd definitely be sleeping on me. Then I'd go to my old-man game and take it to the hole every time. No matter how small the foul was I'd call ball every time until I made it. So it's gonna be a long grind-it-out win. But I'd win.

 

This kid is a glorious idiot. Because of these comments it wouldn't even get to 11-5. It'd be over at 3-0 when MJ destroys the kid's spirit.

 

Dakari Johnson clearly thinks size > skill. Probably couldn't beat Nate Robinson.

 

Wayne Selden seems like he knows he needs the luckiest buckets ever, so he's not too dumb.

 

Harrison is a dumbass.

 

Walker doesn't understand Jordan's competitiveness

 

Hollis-Jefferson has delusions of grandeur.

 

MJ would throttle them all today, let alone in his prime.

Uh, pretty sure most of these kids were joking.

QUOTE (OsweGo-Go Sox @ Apr 13, 2013 -> 09:51 AM)
Uh, pretty sure most of these kids were joking.

I guess my green text ain't working.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Apr 11, 2013 -> 10:43 AM)
Brian Scalabrine dominated turds like this, but some are going to step to Jordan?

 

Move along, kids are stupid.

He tweeted the other day that he was sick of the 1 on 1 challenges so he'd only accept them now for 5k a game.

 

 

Easy money

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