hsog is gosh spelled backwards.

Incredible discovery!

Just a whim really.

Kites are erratic in wind

Lake winds cause lake effect snow in some areas.

Migraine headaches are not caused by puppets

Not true.

Only you can prevent forest fires

Please, how would you stop lightning from striking?

Quite possibly you are wrong.

Really, forest fires are caused by migraine headaches which are not caused by puppets.

Smokey the Bear has been lying to me all these years?

Turns out smokey the bear is a compulsive liar

U'd think that smokey would be more honest.

Very upsetting news.

Whales do not cause forest fires

Xrays can cause fires.

Young people put the fires out

Zip down your pants, whip it out, and pee out the fire.

About the best advice I've heard.

Bold advice for sure.

Crazy good advice

Damn good advice

Effing Good Advice!

F'in good advice!