Dan of Steel

How is the offense STILL so atrocious!? FIX IT!!!

If I'm Gio or one of the guys in the rotation, I'm ripping Tim, Jose and Yoan a new one right now. These guys have been throwing some absolute gems for a while now, some excellent pitching performances like Giolito had today. And they are ALL going to waste, because these bats are Vanilla Ice. Cold as shit and lame as all fuck.

Tim, Jose and Yoan, if y'all could kindly pull your thumbs squarely out of your fucking asses and start hitting the goddamn ball. That. Would. Be. Great.

Unacceptable. Unac-FUCKING-ceptable. This team is a fucking disgrace currently, namely the bats. Playing sub .500 baseball with 2 4-game gimmee series against the two worst teams in the league, and the best case is we split those. Remarkable. 2-5 stretch.

We are struggling to beat the bottom dwellers of the AL Central, and by extension, the league. Staring a best-case scenario split against the Twins and now Royals. Yeah, playoff teams don't do that.

Who's isn't lately?

It's only been 6 games. Honestly, the Twins series felt like this too. They either lose or they make us sweat for several innings while the offense dicks around with their thumbs up their asses for several innings, only to do just enough to squeak out a win.

Blowing a lead and potentially blowing the third series in a row, the 2nd against one of the worst teams in the league and Cleveland winning as icing on the cake. Fuck this offense right now. Holy fucking shit.

We're going to blow this aren't we? Can't rely on this offense for jack effing shit.

The sheer ineptitude of the offense over the past week and thensome is absolutely infuriating, especially considering it's come against subpar competition for the most part. Struggling to score more than 2-3 runs on a regular basis against the Twins and Royals is beyond unacceptable.

Because that. ^

I find a twenty in the parking lot on the way to work? That's lucky. A meeting where I had to present a slideshow that I hadn't even started on gets cancelled? That's lucky. A team going wire-to-wire over the span of 6 months and then winning all but one games in the postseason to include 4 consecutive complete game performances?.....Little bit of effort...just a smidge.

Cleveland won today, so no gaining ground, but will need this to maintain. On a sidenote, the Tigers got a last second field goal to edge out Minnesota 17-14.

Eloy clutches it out and we get the dubya!

Yep me neither. Just several, several, SEVERAL minutes.

Thanks for being complete dumbasses Royals! Who the fuck thought that was a good idea!?

The leaders of this team are not doing their job and pulling this team out. They're a huge part of the issue right now. Christ.

I'm tuning out of they don't score here.

Can't lose this one. Losing 5 of the last 6 with 3 of those losses to the bottom of the division is inexcusable. Offense needs to pull their heads out of their asses.

Hello? Hello? Offense? Where are you!?

To Offense: DO SOME THING!!!!!!

We need bullpen help in the absolute worst way. Bummer and Heuer should be ashamed. They know they can do so much better than this dumpster fire. We're fortunate that the Cleveland *redacted*ians are also playing like crap.

Offense has been absolutely unacceptable for much of the last 5 games now. We've yet to have anything close to resembling consistency since the Twins series and it's screwed over our rotation in the worst way.

I'm not mad for splitting this series. I'm mad because we wasted multiple stellar outings from our starting pitchers in this series with abysmal relief work and our offense pulling repeated Houdini acts. If I'm Cease or Lynn right now, I'm insanely pissed that we can't get more than 2 runs against the fucking Twins to help them out.

Unacceptable performance. We've wasted two great starting pitching performances against a bad team with inconsistent at best hitting and brutal relief. Unacceptable. With the way the starters have pitched this series, anything less than a 4 game sweep is a waste, but splitting is beyond atrocious.