Dan of Steel

I'm tuning out of they don't score here.

Can't lose this one. Losing 5 of the last 6 with 3 of those losses to the bottom of the division is inexcusable. Offense needs to pull their heads out of their asses.

Hello? Hello? Offense? Where are you!?

To Offense: DO SOME THING!!!!!!

We need bullpen help in the absolute worst way. Bummer and Heuer should be ashamed. They know they can do so much better than this dumpster fire. We're fortunate that the Cleveland *redacted*ians are also playing like crap.

Offense has been absolutely unacceptable for much of the last 5 games now. We've yet to have anything close to resembling consistency since the Twins series and it's screwed over our rotation in the worst way.

I'm not mad for splitting this series. I'm mad because we wasted multiple stellar outings from our starting pitchers in this series with abysmal relief work and our offense pulling repeated Houdini acts. If I'm Cease or Lynn right now, I'm insanely pissed that we can't get more than 2 runs against the fucking Twins to help them out.

Unacceptable performance. We've wasted two great starting pitching performances against a bad team with inconsistent at best hitting and brutal relief. Unacceptable. With the way the starters have pitched this series, anything less than a 4 game sweep is a waste, but splitting is beyond atrocious.

Damn. Probably not the end of the world, but I definitely don't feel great going into the Milwaukee series after a split with the fucking Twins, especially with how frustrating the offense has been.

What is with the offense this series? It's weird saying that since we scored 9 runs yesterday, but it's like the offense gets hot for an inning or 2 and outside of that, the rest of the game it's a complete slog.

Man, the offense has been really funky this series. They seem to be completely hapless outside of like an inning or two a game.

Well, they scored 1 run in a game against a guy with an ERA in the fucking stratosphere. They only had like 1 hit going into the final 2 innings of the 2nd game in the DH. It's been a pretty frustrating offensive series outside of a few innings.

At least we tied it, but getting really tired of leaving multiple runners stranded with 1 or no outs.

It'd be nice if we could get some consistency from our hitting. It's kind of annoying going 3-4 innings without any runs against one of the worst teams in the league.

Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah Buddeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This team in the later innings this series has been so ungodly infuriating

Better Score.

Now once again. IN. SUR. AAAAAAANNNNNNCCCCCCEEEEE!!!!!

No.... No no no.... My feed is slllllooooowwwww

Unacceptable. Un. Accept. Able.

Please Please PPPPPLEEEEEEAAASSSSSEEEE Some insurance runs

Don't blow this guys. Don't blow this

More Insurance runs plz

Sheets be in the locker room right now yelling "My back!" after carrying this offense.

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