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I have to imagine he wasn’t always throwing 92

This is one of those 2018 Lopez starts where you’re stunned it’s not 10-0 edit: ope

Is Mercedes your DH until further notice?

Probably not on start 1

Rodon looks great but is still throwing way to many totally useless pitches

Not exactly a hot take

Wouldn’t that be something

They are really taking atdvantage of Seattle’s wire cameras huh

Seater didn’t have a chance

He always has

I’d still probably bet on them pitching more innings

You have to let go of the idea that anyone knows what they’re talking about.

Going to be an issue all day

Even if they win a hundred games they’re going to have more than one bad 5 or 6 game stretches.

That was a phenomenally bad pitch yeesh

The fuck up was booting it, getting that ball clean was not a gimme.

You’re right. we’re not there yet.

Rodon looks nice

That corner is gonna suck

Did anyone see how wacky that ball rolled

Every one of those teams, except maybe the dodgers, would be in a heap of trouble if they had to replace two of their three best players for months at a time.

Im as ‘it’s 4 days into the season, relax’ as anyone but if that MRI comes back bad, zip em up

Taking 2 out probably does though.

Ive never heard an announcer that’s so obviously reading off a note sheet than ARod

If I hear the “white sox version of David fletcher” one more one I’m gonna lose it.