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The Soxest Sox draft in recent memory if not ever. Tools, tools tools for everything

Shirley has always been such a game changer for this team. I’d love for him to be as independent from ownership as possible. But still, Shirley is gold

Because if Jim Thome never played or worked for the Sox, what are the odds they actually made that exact pick?

Are these guys conjoined triplets?

Roch and Jerry fell in love with each other long ago at the office apparently. Over! Great that the Sox were able to hide that the fix was always in, and faked a bunch of drama to media LOL.

Is Thome ceiling higher than a good Gonzalez outcome?

Somehow, I don’t think Getz and Shirley came up with this scheme on their own

His profile reads like he doesn’t really know what he’s doing. Sure impressive frame and arm. Not a fan of that kind of guy, to many scars from guys like Jared Kelly and that other tall kid that flamed out. But hey, roll the dice on a need finally. The Sox think they can fix him. Hmm

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

Welp, nice knowing you, Billy Carlson. Not that we did know you

Lombard must be the Kelenic of this draft

Not that those teams are complaining, but the Bulls may have gotten the best player in the draft because 3 teams above were thinking safe and secure. Although you can’t knock the Peterson pick whatsoever

Roch found out 2 hours before the draft. Guess negotiations were easy.

We got dancing and drums. Times R a changing

Next KG

Oh my gosh. Every player drafted so far is going to be amazing

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I do have a lot of respect for him. I just hope Jerry isn’t weighing on him today

Rocco Maniscalco name bandied about

It would definitely be head scratching if it wasn’t done for pitching or the outfield. Undeniably. But I’m sure it had to be tge best offer that was on the table, right?

Scouts: Emerson is better Sox front office: Do not want. We are impatient, Jerry is gonna die soon Ok

Rorschach test

Let me guess….the Sox front office “Higher ups” stepped in and f’ed it up. Just like theyll do tomorrow

If “the higher ups” are making picks over the scouts, then same old Sox doing Sox things