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Right about now I'd take 49 yr old coked up Esteban over Gio Gonzalez. Ugh.

I blame auto correct, yeah...that's the ticket. ?

The way the offense has crapped on itself lately, the thought was you take any run you can. Down 5-0 now so point is mute.

I'd still take Eloy over Q straight up 100x over.

It was the 3rd inning. He's your 9th hitter, albeit a good one who can handle the bat. How'd we end that inning? Down 4-0 instead of 4-1...in the 3rd. And yes...Ricky is still horrible.

Should've had Madrigal bunt Engel over for Tim. Chip away at lead. Ricky is horrible.

Bottom line, we need to pound the Cubs in to submission this weekend and sweep. Period.

I'm all for dusting Rodon's arm off, but not in such a high leverage situation in a critical game. I mean, let him mop up when we jump on the Cubs this weekend. Make no sense. He's a complete moron.

Hey glass half full...if we slip to 3rd we avoid the Bronx Bombers in the first round. ?

Legit fireable offense...no joke, like post game.

Yikes, quite the shit show from 6-9. ?‍♂️ Make me eat crow, boys!! Let's GO!!

My cousin's-girlfriend's-brother's-neighbor is an Uber-Lyft driver and he said he picked up Andrew Vaughn at a Schaumburg hotel and is taking him to a Starbucks-Panera-Dunkin Donuts-Airport so he can arrive in Cleveland in time to DH tonight. A guy can dream. ?‍♂️

Yep. Barring a deep run in the playoffs, there's no way Ricky is coming back to take us to the next level. CUBS II. Hahn has some soul searching to do for the lack of deadline support added and the debacle at DH and RF.

I'll walk to Schaumburg and carry him on my shoulders to The G-Spot if he can.

So tomorrow is ANOTHER must-win game. If we can win...and sweep the Flubs to close it out...we MAY have weathered this. A 2-2 finish and we get swept in first round. All IMHO.

Right now I'm sending Gardenhire some Lipitor and Jenny Craig meals so he can get back to coaching next year.

Wasted a great effort from Lucas.

Go Gio!!!!! JFC. Fuck you Ricky.

Robert may need glasses. Seriously.

Really hoping Engel takes a hold of RF with a few hits today and his normal, stellar defense. Don't want to give Ricky any reason to go back to Mazara. #NoMasNomar

I know we can't write the playoffs off as every team has a chance...BUT, this stretch here and our weakness in certain positions just proves to me we're still a year away. Don't get me wrong, a GREAT season so far and we could still win it all...BUT, I will feel much better going in to next season upgrading RF, DH, Manager, etc. Plus Luis will have an off season to work through the shit he's going through and take lessons on how to catch a ball at the wall. Onward and upward.

Such stupid pen moves. What a waste Robert should've caught that ball too. He's supposed to be better than that defensively.

Engel needs to teach Robert how to fucking jump. Like 5th time this year. SMH

The Yolmer The Shoulder Boulder Holder !!

Engelllllll!!!!!! I don't wanna see Mazara bat ever again.