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These ABs are killing me.

Damn, these guys are really a bunch of penises. So much so I had to look up how to spell the plural of penis. I can't take back that Google search at work so I may be off the grid a for a few games. ?‍♂️

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About. Fucking. Time.

Can't. Hang. Sliders. To. Major. League. Hitters. Oh yeah...and Buxton is a pud, and good.

OT: Yankees looking scary now. LaMehieu pushing Timmy with a 3-4, 2 HR game tonight. He's up to .373 now. 2 horse race, now.

Watching Robert and Mazara bat is sooooo painful.

Let's win the series tomorrow, boys. Hopefully Keuchel OK to go.

But sure, Ricky, give us more Mazara. #NoMasNomar

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Timmy's 3 hit night offsets DJ's big night somewhat.

#NoMasNomar !!!!!!

Nice, Jace...you thwarted my JPEG game.

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The difference in T.A. from 2 years ago until now is astonishing. He's worked so hard to make himself an incredible hitter. Truly remarkable.

Strong finish from Dunning. Not great stuff tonight and still held the Twins to 3 hits. Future is bright.

God I hope that gets him off the snide.

Dobnak is kind of a douche. Born to be a Twin, I guess.

Hey at least Dunning doesn't have 60 pitches thru 3 innings like Cease last night.

I know Luis is only a rookie, but he mistimes all his jumps near the wall. Eloy is bad at this, too.

Nothing like a 3-1 game in almost 4 hours. ?‍♂️

Engellllllllllll!!! #NoMasNomar

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We trot out an everyday DH hitting .165. Wtf.

McCann should've been DH tonight.