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SS T.A. 2B Moncada 1B Abreu C Grandal DH Eloy CF Robert LF Vaughn RF Sheets 3B Burger D.A.M.N.

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It helps that Cleveland's pitching staff has been decimated like our power guys. Division is ugly right now.

TLR sleeping? Sheets needs to be DHing instead of Yermin.

Struggling to get used to the Bruno Kirby meets Super Mario Eaton.

F.I.R.E.A.B.L.E.

If we lose, this is another one on TLR. Small ball when we need a sac fly? Fucking brilliant

Can. We. End. The. Billy. And. Leury. Shit. Show? Please.

(Everyone runs to Baseball Reference to see a journeyman bumb the White Sox originally drafted in 2009) ?‍♂️

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

TLR is plain trolling us at this point.

Lance Lynn seems like the kind of guy who may let a fastball get away from him tomorrow when Mr. Perez struts to the plate.

Bob thinks Rodon is Colome, FFS. Lol

There ya go, Hector putting in that Twitter work to get his bud paid.

Good read. https://247sports.com/college/ole-miss/Article/Lance-Lynn-adjusted-Now-the-Rebel-great-is-an-ace-in-his-30s--150133315/Amp/

This may be old news in another post but kind of interesting.

This is amazing.

If he breaks his hand smacking his face after winning MVP my Hell-Scape 2020 bingo card will be complete!

Well I'm sure Ankin Law Offices found their new spokesperson for spring ads. ?‍♂️

Hottest of takes. Love it.

Hmmm...does he like the "buzz" or the "still under consideration" part? I'm guessing the latter.

Honestly, the Twitter and message board hate for any TLR hire is creating the perfect environment for us to rejoice when Hinch or Cora is named manager tomorrow. This just may be the ultimate Hahn ruse...please.

Now he just needs that baserunning repair and rehab before next season.

What a great fucking day.

OT: This just in, James Shields hit his 2nd homer tonight to put SD up 9-6. ?‍♂️