Bossanoveralls

Love this post, Quin. Reads equally well in either a Bob Ross voice or Gilbert Gottfried voice. Will recommend to friends. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

And there was much rejoicing.

Yep. If he gives up a homer he just swells up like a toad and don't pitch worth a damn.

While you're at it, would you please have the Hawkeroo declare the official cookie of the Chicago White Sox them ones that are baked by little guys in a hollow tree? Damn fine cookies.

Really hate that for you, The.

WOOHOO!!!!

YAY 5 TIMES!!!@

YAY!!@ YAY!!@! YAY!!! YAY!!!!!

Nice job on the jingle today, boys. ???

Right where we want 'em.

YAY THRICE!!!

Yay!

BOO!!!

Boo.

I am now prepared to say we got those Cleveland Guardians right where we want 'em.

YAY TWICE!!! TWICE!!!

YAY!!!

Welp. Boo!

Throw strikes, Lance. ?

How dare you?

Yay!

I'm out. Do carry on, y'all!

I am currently on an offensive lineman diet. I eat as much as I possibly can, then I lay right down and go to sleep. Very meaty homemade chili over some Sam's magnificent wieners. Go you White Sox.

I hope the Sox can keep this lead.

Sonsabitches.