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Who is gonna pitch tomorrow? The pen is rested, no? It starts in the early afternoon. It would be swell if someone started a game thread.

Bar S or Nathan's? Do you have Grey Poupon?

Ask hank.

It's about motherfuckers. They need to fire a buncha motherfuckers so they can hire a buncha motherfuckers then fire them motherfuckers so they can hire a buncha new motherfuckers so they can hurry up and fire them motherfuckers too. Just boils down to motherfuckers.

Yep, delayed. Maybe more.

Is it gonna start on time?

Dam, great thread! Will recommend to friends. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

I say we give this Elvis Andrus just one more chance.

Wiggy. Have they ever done trapezoids? Dual parallelograms?

? The only serious choice. If you ever parsmoke your chicken on the charcoal Weber (maybe maple smokewood) before you pick it apart and put in in your potpie, it makes the whole thing taste good.

Parboil, grasshoppa.

You should do us all a favor and tell Weird Al's people and they could do the song after all. I'm dyin' to hear it. I'm sure JTB is, too. Ain't you? Dunt duh Chicken pot pie-ie Dunt duh

Crux o' da biscuit. ?

It's rainin' down here, too. So JTB. Is it a real pot pie? (homemade) Or is it a Sears pot pie? (store bought)

Indeed. Chicken pot pie-ie Dunt duh Chicken pot pie-ie Dunt duh...

It ain't right.

Weird Al Yankovic had his people write to Sir Paul McCartney's people to get permission to use the "Live And Let Die" song for a parody titled "Chicken Pot Pie". Sir Paul refused. True story.

I forgot about that. Da fargin' bastage.

Leaving your cake outside is just like having a parade. It just might get rained on. If you don't like shaking their hand and saying good game after you lose, then beat their asses and shake their hand and say good game. Either way you gotta pull them pants up and let your nutbag show.

SHOOT DA PUCK!!!

Lance is still my favorite big bodacious beautiful bastard.

It would sure be swell if Elvis turns out to be the next Julio Cruz, eh? Not a prediction.

I sure would like to see Lance put the woolaboomba on these guys. When he starts giving up home runs right away, my knickers get quite twisted.

Big Mominimum.

Well, Nationwide is, afterall, on your side.