Your points are well-taken Brando...But "Corky Rectum" is going to eat crow often for this, like it or not...
And by the way, although I am one of the biggest pornstache bashers out there, I will give him props for his recent play. If he can just eliminate all of the K's on the junk ball pitches from the lefties I think he can have a very solid season. He's looked better the past week with the glove as well as I felt he was very shaky those first few games back from Charlotte/the DL.