The Beast

This sig is so piggorific...so BEASTLY, MMM MEAT, CHILDREN WERE EATIN TONITE>>>

Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Madman drummers bummers, Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older, I tripped the merry-go-round With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin, the calliope crashed to the ground The calliope crashed to the ground But she was... Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong, play the song with the funky break" And go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe outside And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride Asked me if I needed a ride But she was... Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light She got down but she never got tired She's gonna make it through the night She's gonna make it through the night ------ guitar solo ------ But mama, that's where the fun is But mama, that's where the fun is Mama always told me not to look into the eye's of the sun But mama, that's where the fun is Some brimstone baritone anticyclone rolling stone preacher from the east Says, "Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone, that's where they expect it least" And some new-mown chaperone was standin' in the corner, watching the young girls dance And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen zone, reminding him of romance The calliope crashed to the ground But she was... Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ {the following two sections are sung simultaneously} 1) ~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night ~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night ~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night ~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night ~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night ~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night ~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night ~ Blinded by the light 2) ~ Madman drummers bummers, Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat ~ In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat ~ With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older, I tripped the merry-go-round ~ With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin, the calliope crashed to the ground ~ Now Scott with a slingshot finially found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand ~ And some bloodshot forget-me-not said daddy's within earshot save the buckshot, turn up the band ~ Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes ~ She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She got down but she never got tired She's gonna make it through the night SO YOU ARE BLINDED BY THE FAT MAN!!!

That was mean...

All I want for Christmas is the front of the rotation, Konerko traded and Kroch traded...if I could get these wishes, then I could wish you Merry Christmas!

lol

Can any sig specialist fix this for me?

Sorry, dynamic pages in the tags are not allowed-is what it said

I am sitting here shaking my head...

Are you and others implying you want me ignored?

Do we gotsta get an ignore posters button?

I'll show all of you; you have my word, I'm going to succeed in this position.

Please, don't bring back wsc425...that was just obscene. I really am offended Cub Killa. I have been working hard to work on my act. Please, if you want a spot here, just BEGOOD and they'll probably let you be a moderator or something...i dunno

Guilty of Masterbation.

Did you know you are copying off ESPN? Of course not u mistakened Austrailian

I have no clue either. Its on my official calendar though.

Link 1 Link 2 Boy my friend Eddie is weird...I have 59 years to live...

He did not spam in the past. I found that pic of Heather Lee absoutely hysterical.

Note to self: Don't fart in front of the hottest girl in class

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He Gone Well, lets bring in...Bobby Knight!

Angel's story Wow, this should affect the Colon signing!

You didn't let me finish. I heard the sign and trade on ESPN...it was a joke, but then I thought, hey what if they got Tejada as well. Cubkilla, sorry, I'll give you the COMPLETE Story JUST FOR YOU next time

Just thought I'd ask, because he was a killer in his first year...

Can you possibly fix my sig?