bobbydanks

are you just saying you're old? that would be some cool gear to have .

HOLY COW FIRST PITCH BADER WALKOFF IN THE TWINS RAYS GAME BOTTOM OF THE NINTH

I just hope it isn't embarrassing. Also I don't usually gamble but I have a parlay for Montgomery and Goodman to both homer and the White Sox to win. Let both teams try hard and not have any horrible mistakes and make a real series out of it. I was young when the Rockies and Marlins were expansion teams and thought it was cool to cheer for them because of that and I think a lot of sports fans have a sort of connection to expansion teams in sports from when they were young.

can the broadcast stop calling taylor "mariano rivera" after his like 40th pitch in the majors it's so embarrassing to listen to

for a guy with a ____ you know what lets keep it civil

now we have grant our future closer taylor out in the 8th to ruin his confidence instead of using him with a multi run lead

I've walked straight forward into my bathroom since that to take a piss and didn't wind up pissing in my closet. what the f*** was he was avoiding?

the city jerseys are because home plate is lava for future reference

he did everything possible to miss it lmao

WILLY MAYS HAYES

embarassing

yeah we had gordon beckham hitting opposite field 8-10 a year. it makes people forget that other teams also hitting in our park.

0-2 count here comes another bloop

low and inside and he just did that beuatiful ball. still waiting for robert to hit oppo on all of those 900 outside sliders

I swear Benintendi has more accidental home runs than anyone i've ever seen

CHICKEN TENDI ON A SIT DOWN BLAST WTF

then strikes out on one up and slightly outside. yeah he's cooked again

vargas really tries to sell inside pitches as if they almost destroyed his ribs then hacks at outside pitches lately.

i'll eat my shoe on that one but no one was expecting him to pull the ball

our best hitter has been struggling lets make him bunt over a 180 ba guy

who took these children to karate lessons. yelling when you miss a baseball doesn't make the ball get hit harder.

I think the other teams having a new scouting report that we have players that will take any borderline pitch but swing at any outside pitch cost us a lot more than that. Hence everyone batting 200 and striking out looking now.

Imagine if we had a random first baseman out in rightfield instead

CHRISTIAN SLATER

wtf was that changeup call by the ump for houser?