bobbydanks

adios

i've never drank with a man that attended monday night mass

I have forsaken a few gods but this other team conjured up the devil, isn't that enough for a midseason victory?!?

ah s%*# i thought there were 0 outs

god has them where they want them i guess

f*** the disastros throw it right down the middle they will fail like their morals. we are god's team or at least the pope's

lets go Sky

beer league fucking ball down the pipe and this team would rather pass it around and smoke it instead of hitting it but naaaaaah we have to hear about how great the pitching staff of rejects are

what the f***

I love how whoever is doing commentary for either team just reads off 2019 luis robert reports instead of the current one: he fucking sucks

3 pitch k or 4 pitch k for robert?

why are the orioles so orange

Vargas fouled off two meatballs then whiffed at a dirt ball. back to earth fellas edit: although i do appreciate how hard he whiffs and makes it funny

I was the accounting clerk and my aunt was the accountant. It's simple s%*# though, 1=2 and whatever.

What was Joey Votto's xBA in Charlotte?

that was a hanger

As much as I like Joey Votto, I don't think these random assertions are remotely accurate but you guys have fun with that

the perverse part of me wants to dismantle a couple of secondary prospects and grab all of these rockies. but i've always prefered mountains over these flat earth hitting fucks. not sure if we're the team to elevate anyone but as long as the elevator isn't under repair like the rest of the team...

sometimes when people get the runs they run too unfortunately luis robert is a baseball instead of a toddler shitting his pants, or is he?

I've spent nine minutes of research about the Rockies and it seems like their owner is just a happy go lucky idiot that doesn't know what to do but is hands on and likes his players. That's a pretty sick way to be the worst owner ever he probably is like doing other cool s%*#. not in like a bad way necessarily just incompetent he's more of a "i'm taking rafael devers on a hang gliding flight with ryan mcmahon" and "if he doesn't enjoy it i don't know what to do" type owners than the nefarious money dude

STOP EATING BIRDS LUIS ROBERT JUST SUCKS

Obviously the time change threw them off.

how the f*** do you fall for that

I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO HIT THAT GAY. THEY'RE AN A ELUSIVE AND INTOXICATING BUNCH AND I DON'T WANT MY MAN PARTS NEAR THEM