bobbydanks

We don't play the rockies for a few weeks why would I care about geology, geodude.

He's from south america and his nickname is something about tigers and miguel vargas has changed his pitching stance and shane smith is from england. I got it already, jeez.

I don't know if anyone mentioned it but him and Meidroth were chatting in the dugout a couple innings ago during one of those long interviews

Meidroth only complained to distract and discomlubobulate the other team there so it was technically his home run.

what a juxtaposition

here's rowand looking dapper last night at the fund raiser he brought up

he brought up being at a fundraiser involving bobby jenks. but very incoherently

I think the story was "we was talking about the outfield and then timo perez caught a line drive and uh i'm like damn. i'm sorry i was at the bobby jenks thing and i'm emotional" and then the inning ended. I mean it's possible he was just randomly asked to go into the broadcast from just chilling and drinking with his bros. edit: but realistically he was probably hanging out with ozzie.

all of houston's balls have been hard hit in the infield

Rowand living my dream of walking into the booth drunk and talking about a random Timo Perez play.

rowand is more lit than i am when i comment on here usually

This website i decided to check out for fantasy sports has projected Andrew Vaughn as the free agent that no one will pick up but can break out and it's so obvious that they've only seen the warning track balls not whiffing on three straight down the middle or even worse watching the third strike down the middle. the thing is if even if he hit 4 of those warning track balls he'd still be terrible like their other sweetheart jake burger is. edit: too many supposed analysts are only analyzing from a gambling or fantasy sports view point and that's not baseball it's being a weirdo online.

I used to love Robert btw and don't care if we trade him but why would you sell low? Make him live his deal out here until someone panic buys him. Same for Kopech.

What a terrible trade lets throw in Shane Smith too and get less than that.

in retrospect there was worse than zero reason for palacios to be up at that at bat even though he swung hard at the pitches he missed. hell why is that guy in the mlb besides some weird choice the management made. it felt like hiring a guy to walk to the store for you and he never had legs to begin with. what the hell was that roster decision?

not going to complain too much but if we're cheering for tappers to the opposite field when a guy's 0-2 in the count then maybe it's time to call up guys who can at least launch one the reason the count was 0-2 wasn't because the pitcher was great it was because the pitcher had no fear of the batter. throw in quero or elko or hell even colson montgomery to whiff 3 times. at this point throw in schultz to bat i dont care i know we suck but it's fun to suck less. anyways. go bulls. who's drinking with me on wednesday?

he had a good game like 9 years ago though

there are these other parts of the field too. hell pull one like josh fields at least.

i don't know what that means but i agree

he's given up more runs than the guy we traded him for today with his s%*# ass approach to the plate.

it's nice to breathe on every pitch for a change but i don't think this team has hit a changeup all year

swang at my grandma's fastball

I've watched like 5 hour documentaries about hawk harrelson and still don't understand any of it.

STRIKEZONES ARE OVERRATED

greatest team in history