bobbydanks

or that

lets balk a run in too

Absolutely brutal bullpen

Wonder what regulations are on gloves for something like that to happen. Considering the million of rules for everything else.

Watching the Marlins broadcast and these dudes are exceptionally knowledgeable about the white sox. Also Jesus Christ Benintendi what the hell was that

oh boy

you need to learn the difference between stupid and controversial

Those first two swings weren't even bad but maybe I'm just a Korey fan. Third was brutal.

thought sheets was going to get nailed at 2nd anyways

oh also on that groundout he's legit at .200 BA

Did they just call Benitendi a gold glove outfielder?

Another star Mendoza candidate lays off a meatball then swings at a slider a mile outside.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL

I have nothing really to say but Fedde was a brilliant pick up asset wise and I bet every GM was legit thinking "WTF, why didn't we do this? we let the fucking White Sox of all teams get this guy?" I'm a simple man and realist when it comes to White Sox scouting, I'd be happy with a future 5th starter and a AAAA position player.

While I'm a big fan of impending doom can you mofos keep that s%*# in the fire Pedro thread or something this was a nice win that shouldn't have happened. Catch me in a week when Cannon gives up 5 runs in 4 pitches somehow. Christ.

a guy that had a little league batting average in little league has 3 pages because he might be able to steal a base once every few days as a pinch runner. news flash that would require the rest of the team to get on base in the first place. so instead we got a 30 year old guy that can't catch or hit to be our 5th catcher while Quero probably went 3-5 again today.

calm down hahn

i'm glad you took the reigns of my premise

if that guy throws it home we lose in the 11th probably. what the hell was he thinking

not gonna lie i wrote most of that on notepad lol. and yes i was very drunk

no

alright i've come around from the OP's first post. Say for instance the White Sox won a quarter more of those games blown out of 20 and that adds 2-3 wins to our starters' stats but also takes pressure off of both those starters and the relievers because they definitely have had a lot of trouble after the first five innings or so. Taking on an aging reliever for a former top 50 prospect struggling (think korey lee but younger, we like him right?) or something and eating a third of the cost of a stupid contract for a season or two while we're going to pay like brebbia or anderson the same price... there might be something to this. One solid reliever can make every other pitcher's stats look better and add value to them even if they're not part of the big picture. Granted our starters are so bad that most of the overpaid relievers would probably wind up starting a few games but at least it's a thought? What teams overpaid a reliever but are looking like non-contenders? take that reliever and their 6th best prospect and call it a day.

I'm looking forward to the top prospect from the trade striking out a 15 year old in A- ball on 92 meatball and all the "TOLDYASO"s after he has a 16 ERA beforehand brought down to 11.

It's going to take a massive unexperienced ego for anyone to touch this team though regardless of the price. No one's going to ruin their reputation trotting out injured cubans and gavin sheets next year because they might want a job with a team that doesn't terribly suck in the future. Whoever gets this franchise to .500 is going to get hired immediately by another competent team while Michael Reinsdorf probably promotes Benintendi to minor league coach and Maldonado to GM

well i'm glad you had those other 3000 posts of "this team is poopy" on your record instead of reading like 40 words